Gross Katy Perry & John Mayer had sex for Christmas How’s this for a little coal in your stocking, huh? On Christmas day Katy Perry tweeted this picture of John Mayer wearing a Santa suit, in what look like the final seconds before they screwed under the mistletoe. His face is clearly trying to communicate some sort of boner By Dean • Dec 27, 2012 02:18 pm
Best and Worst of 2012 Worst of 2012: Johnny Depp Here’s a brief recap of Johnny Depp’s 2012: Third week of January, PEOPLE Magazine boldly announces on its cover story, several months ahead of everyone else, that Johnny and Vanessa Paradis are done. Some speculate that he’s already seeing Amber Heard. Others suspect that it’s his By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 02:03 pm
Weddings Marital Punctuation Kate Winslet is married. Everyone is saying that Leonardo DiCaprio gave her away, although the source on that report comes from one of the British papers which...you know. Apparently it was a small event and even their parents weren’t aware. If it’s true about Leo, I wonder By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 11:39 am
Hook Ups Tom Cruise’s signature move Is apparently dancing. He dances a lot. He dances like your uncle at the wedding. Now that he’s single, the dancing is his go-to move. According to IN TOUCH Weekly, Tom Cruise is now seeing a NY restaurant manager called Cynthia Jorge. She boldly handed him her card and By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 11:10 am
Douchebags Jennifer Aniston is marrying That Guy at the beach He’s all tats and leather, right? So New York cool on his motorbike, arty for life, so much so that a proper pair of board shorts, while on holiday in Mexico, would be a character violation... Check out Justin Theroux’s preferred swimwear in Cabo with Jennifer Aniston -- By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:55 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s Pregnant Christmas It’s official, even though you’ve known about for almost a month now -- Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy by posting a photo of her daughter Maxwell in “BIG SIS” pose and announcing it via a new commercial for Weight Watchers (posted below). Then, conveniently, the paps converged in By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 10:25 am
Intro for December 27, 2012 Dear Gossips, I’ve been yelled at recently, specifically in reference to the SAG and Golden Globe nominations, and sh-tty Downton Abbey receiving so many of them. The show sucks. It has sucked since Season 1. It really, really sucked this Christmas. Half of them look like they’ve checked By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 09:50 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Beyonce’s Christmas pattern It was Christmas Eve. B & Jay went to Bergdorf’s. Apple and Moses are getting something from Bergdorf’s then. Cute outfit, for sure. But the shoes are a bad choice, I think, non? By Lainey • Dec 27, 2012 09:19 am
Amazingness Joyful Joyful! I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but... Look at her. Our Mimi. Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply? Clearly as the By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 02:45 pm
Maple Leaf Hot Chocolate & Marshmallows double date! Taylor Swift and Harry Styles took their music video romance to Park City, Utah on Friday for some pre-Christmas down time. Click here to see a few photos of them having lunch at the resort. Who else was in Utah? Taylor’s best friend Selena Gomez was around too. And By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 02:00 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Jennifer Garner set the Mom bar Jennifer Garner was recently voted Celebrity Mother of the Year by Today’s Parent Magazine. We can now vote on good parenting, as if it’s a singing competition or best dressed list. Motherhood has become such an intricate part of celebrity culture that it should be commoditized, like a By Maria • Dec 24, 2012 01:36 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews The case against Les Miserables Many of you have emailed to fret about some of the reviews. Les Miserables is currently sitting at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes and 61% on Metacritic which doesn’t suck, no, but there have indeed been certain critics who’ve been vicious in their disdain: it’s so melodramatic, and By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 01:13 pm
Sean Penn A Christmas F-ck You to Sean Penn Sean Penn recently moaned in Esquire that all he ever wanted was to be loved. And that through all of his relationships, he’s never been really loved, properly. In particular, he intimated that Robin Wright totally punked him and that he was a victim of her romantic fraud. Click By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 12:43 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Martin Family Christmas Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, and their kids flew LA to NYC yesterday, arriving at JFK with several suitcases, presumably to spend Christmas somewhere in New York. I say somewhere because they’ve a place in the Hamptons and an apartment in Manhattan and there’s always Beyonce’s. Click here By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 12:18 pm
Emma Stone Christmas Rescue? I was admittedly disappointed when I saw these shots of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield this weekend. According to the photo agency, they’d spent an hour in a pet store hoping for a puppy... In a pet store!?!?!!? Pet stores are notorious for selling puppies from puppy mills. BUT. By Lainey • Dec 24, 2012 11:53 am
Media Manipulation How the Mighty has stumbled Mighty Oprah Winfrey has felt a lot less … mighty these days, hasn’t she? On Friday, Oprah abruptly fired CAA and her agent Kevin Huvane, who is incredibly powerful in his own right. His past and present roster includes Meryl Streep, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, Brad By Maria • Dec 24, 2012 11:44 am
