Intro for August 20, 2012 Dear Gossips, Despite repeat claims by local French media, there was no Brange wedding at Miraval this weekend. They’re now blaming their sh-t reporting on the work of a “prankster”. Of course. There was also a rumour about Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake and a secret wedding in Wyoming. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 09:14 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s busy dress My eyes cross when I look at it too long. I’m also not sure if it’s all that flattering. But I like it. Too bad about the shoes though – they’re hideous. And an especially poor choice given that it’s already so busy up top. The Daily By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:58 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Eva Longoria in the worst purple Kate Beckinsale wore a terrible purple last week. Click here if you missed it. How do you make a sh-tty purple even worse? Add some shine. Good God this is horrific. By Lainey • Aug 20, 2012 08:49 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Matt Damon and family go home Here’s Matt Damon, ever gracious, at LAX yesterday and then arriving home in Boston later with his family. Damon’s permanent residence for a while was in Miami, then New York. Did we know though that he’s moving to LA? Am told that he and wife Luciana (Lucy) By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 11:25 am
Movie Reviews and Previews The Master in Chicago The crowd stretched down the block and around the corner, hundreds of people pouring onto Southport on a night when the Cubs weren’t in town for the special Chicago screening of The Master last night. People were palpably excited, checking and re-checking tickets, everyone worried about an oversell. I By Sarah • Aug 17, 2012 10:40 am
Style A great white dress and on fake hair LOVE this Giambattista Valli dress on Jessica Biel. Maybe even more than I did when it was sent down the runway. So much that that f-cking fringe doesn’t even bother me so much today. It’s the collar. It’s the lace sleeves. It’s the feather peplum which By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 10:08 am
Intro for August 17, 2012 Dear Gossips, I am mad at Sarah from Cinesnark. She saw The Master last night! The Master is coming to TIFF, sure. But that’s in 3 weeks. Sarah was at the advance benefit screening in Chicago. Am so jealous. Her initial thoughts on the film will be posted later By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 09:42 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jordin’s premiere wedding dress I suppose you can say that about any floor length white gown but come on, this is a wedding dress, isn’t it? She looks OK, yeah. But I dunno, I just feel like there are other options, you know? Like, a wedding dress would be very, very low on By Lainey • Aug 17, 2012 09:38 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Less than 200lbs in 2 months During college I gained the freshman 15, the sophomore 30, and then some. The summer before my senior year I finally got my act together and lost a good amount of weight. 8 years later and I found myself weighing more (234lbs) than I ever have before. I've By Hayley • Aug 17, 2012 09:22 am
Cornell Hayes Best Random Couple All these photos came up on the agencies yesterday... Random what? Apparently they’re doing some new talent reality show together. I didn’t spend a lot of time researching. But it was Nelly’s birthday yesterday and he celebrated with, I guess, his new best friend, Joe Jonas. When By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 04:30 pm
Hook Ups Robert Pattinson or Ryan Lochte? Ryan Lochte wants to be The Bachelor. Forget Ryan Lochte... Everyone’s trying to set up Robert Pattinson. The strategy when interviewing Robert Pattinson is to ask him how he’s doing. The strategy when interviewing anyone other than Robert Pattinson, women, is to ask them if they would date By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:45 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte’s Hollywood premiere Ryan Lochte attended the premiere of The Expendables 2 last night in Hollywood. But not before shopping at Ralph Lauren on Rodeo Drive. Hollywood is his playground now. As you know, LA Lochte is doing 90210 and wants to be considering for Dancing and The Bachelor. According to the photo By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 03:10 pm
Dumbass Jodie Foster defends Kristen Stewart Written by Lorella (Lainey: some of you have written to say that you don’t agree with the perceived pro-Kristen Stewart position Duana and I have taken on the cheating scandal and the subsequent cover. For analysis then on the Jodie Foster defence of her former co-star, I’ve asked By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 02:53 pm
Media Manipulation Jake Gyllenhaal could take a cue from Chris Evans That is a truly bizarre sentence to write. The last time Jake G had a movie in theaters was nearly eighteen months ago, last spring’s Source Code. Since then, he’s kept a relatively low profile as he recalibrates after his Movie Star dreams died a slow, inexorable death By Sarah • Aug 16, 2012 01:23 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Union Jack everything I have Olympic fever. I've seen some great Union Jack apparel on tv this past week. Can you help me find some reasonably priced Union Jack clothes? Thank you! J Much like Lainey I’m gutted that the Olympics are over. I miss crying in awe over 13 By Sasha • Aug 16, 2012 01:05 pm
Maple Leaf Does Ryan want to be coloured? There’s a 15 page colouring book now available for purchase. Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling comes with the following back cover instruction: "Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!" Hilarious, right? Ish. But I By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 12:15 pm