B-tch please Posh Benedict I’m a celebrity realist, which means that for me, it’s not so much about pretending away a celebrity’s bad habit, but asking whether or not whatever peccadillo they’ve got is a deal breaker, or something that I’m going to be able to ignore for the By Sarah • Aug 16, 2012 11:29 am
Bad Style An off-white problem from head to toe This is just so spectacularly bad I had to put it on the main page instead of LifeStyle... Check out Jessica Biel today in London promoting Total Recall in an off-white head to toe situation that, well, do you think it’s doing anything for her? An idea on a By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 10:53 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Winnie Cooper Is Way Smart Last week Lainey and I were talking about our anxiety dreams: mine always revolve around math class. And this is because I’m painfully, embarrassingly bad at math. It’s awful. When out for dinner with friends, they know to calculate my share and tip because it takes me too By Maria • Aug 16, 2012 10:33 am
Hook Ups A new dress size and a new man! Click here if you missed last week’s post, with photos, on Jennie Garth’s divorce thinnification. Along with her new dress size, it appears that Jennie also has a new man - Noah Abrams, a photographer. According to PEOPLE it’s just “casual”. Whatever it is, casual or not, By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:53 am
Thanks For Coming To Class! Celebrity Gossip as a proper academic discipline? Why not? When done right, gossip is a study of human behaviour. In way many ways, there’s more value in it than the analysis of hockey statistics, and the person who does that for a living doesn’t have to deal with By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:45 am
Intro for August 16, 2012 Dear Gossips, Please. Stop sending me that Idris Elba link. You know the one. And if you don’t, consider yourself fortunate. Because it’s never, ever going to happen, even when it’s muted. All it does is remind me of the time he sang that song on the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 09:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Carrie Underwood looks great in shorts She really does. She has great legs, and I want to know what she uses to lube them because they’re nice and moist without looking super slick. What would happen though if Carrie Underwood wore something with a matte finish? Like no sparkles, no sequins, no sheen, nothing...? Would By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:56 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Rachel Bilson’s comfortable dress This may not be the most flattering dress, but it’s not so unflattering that it’s not made up for by comfort. And doesn’t it look SO comfortable even though or because it’s too big? By Lainey • Aug 16, 2012 08:50 am
Bad Style The Kitten Heel Controversy (Lainey: I was shouted at yesterday by tall people in response to this article about Nicole Kidman’s f-cking kitten heels -- I am not qualified to hate them because I am short. Duana is 5 ft 9. She’s previously written about height in a popular article from last By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 02:30 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Colin Farrell’s date: mom Colin Farrell took his mother to the Irish premiere of Total Recall last night in Dublin. No, you can’t say Total Recall sh-t the bed. But it’s also fair to say that they would have wanted it to do better. A lot better. Nikki Finke over at Deadline By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:34 pm
Famewhores LA Lochte Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte! A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 01:03 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Kristen Bell’s black pantsuit There’s technically nothing like mega wrong with it. And the pants highlight her tiny, tiny waist. Just...that dreaded f-cking sateen. In combination with the cut of that top it makes her look really wide and square. Like... a child dressed up in a superhero outfit. Also not feeling By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:32 pm
Media Manipulation How are you doing, Robert Pattinson? Jon Stewart had the luxury of going first. And now everyone else is following with the same line of questioning. As Robert Pattinson makes the rounds on the press circuit to promote Cosmopolis, this is what they’ve been asking him. On CNN, on Good Morning America, they all want By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 12:16 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jennifer Garner’s Western Shirt It’s not a western shirt, but it kinda looks like one, non? This...is not my favourite. The blue dress with leather trim and an exposed zipper that she wore to Letterman is better By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:48 am
Girly Throw Downs Brange & Jen wedding-off: Brange goes first? As mentioned in the open, I’ve not seen every magazine cover this week but no doubt, Jennifer Aniston will likely be on a few of them, including the new issue of US Weekly. Interestingly enough, while US offers details about Justin Theroux’s proposal and what their baby plans By Lainey • Aug 15, 2012 11:10 am
Cheating Loins Spin Again - on Kristen Stewart, Lisa Ling When my friend called the other day to talk, she waited until I was fully primed in the conversation before dropping a truly delicious story on me that unfortunately would negate the friendship if I reprinted it here. But as she finished, she sighed “it just goes to show. Don’ By Duana • Aug 15, 2012 10:33 am
