Smutty Surgery I can’t find your point because you are too smart A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 03:49 pm
Maple Leaf When you’re ready, just say you’re ready 'Cause if you let me Here's what I'll do I'll take care of you Obviously I am obsessed with Drake’s video for Take Care featuring Rihanna. But what does it mean? Is it close? Is it too close? Is it real? Is By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 01:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Still Cher Horowitz I mean, after all this time, it's like she hasn't aged. At all. And oh look! It's a Clueless reunion with Amy Heckerling. What's Alicia Silverstone's secret? Is it the vegan diet? Or a side benefit of chewing her kid& By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 12:53 pm
Maple Leaf Lea & Cory on Easter holiday Lea Michele and Cory Monteith spent the weekend in Cabo by the pool. So I guess their love is, like, for real for reals now? I mean, I feel like that happiness on her face is totally for reals. I don’t know that she’s that great of an By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 12:28 pm
Mad Men Under the Bed Mad Men Season 5 Episode 4 recap Not as many beds are made with space underneath anymore. All the platform beds and Ikea frames and whatnot mean the bed's on the floor. Apparently, it's to keep the secrets from piling up under there. I can' By Duana • Apr 09, 2012 12:18 pm
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Famewhores Anne Hathaway’s short hair I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:20 am
Game of Thrones Breast is Best Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 2 recap Here is the thing about Game of Thrones: even when absolutely nothing happens, it's the most compelling show on TV. I mean really, what more do you need but Tyrion and Cersei and Stannis Baratheon walking around making snarky proclamations By Duana • Apr 09, 2012 11:11 am
Douchebags A French wedding dress They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 10:25 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze Grace I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe By Sarah • Apr 09, 2012 10:16 am
Maple Leaf Rachel’s Easter with Michael Rachel McAdams has been in Berlin working the last few weeks. Yesterday however she turned up in Wales to support boyfriend Michael Sheen at the premiere of his film The Gospel Of Us. Earlier in the day the two were seen enjoying Easter brunch with his family. Many of you By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 09:57 am
Intro for April 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, “Try to smile with your mouth closed.” Really. It’s the small details. When a man’s family consists of daughter-wives, well, that’s why they all look like daughter-wives. And isn’t that exactly the girl who would be bent over in the bowels of a boat By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Alba's Easter maxi Many of you have been writing to Sasha for maxi dress recommendations lately. I like this one worn by Jessica Alba this Easter weekend, especially paired with a denim vest, if only to completely eliminate any smell of great-aunt from the print. Super cute, right? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 08:45 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
Salma Hayek Taylor will be OK. Blake might be better As mentioned several times already, after screening Oliver Stone’s Savages a couple of months ago, Universal was so jacked by its potential that it moved its release date up from September to July, right in the middle of box office season. My sources told me during Oscar week that By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:38 pm
Clown You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
