Douchebags A French wedding dress They said that Jessica Biel was considering wearing a wedding dress designed by Monique Lhuillier. It didn’t sound right to me at the time. Not that there’s anything wrong with Lhuillier but, you know, I’m not sure Monique Lhuillier is *enough* for Justin Timberlake. And this wedding, By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 10:25 am
Smutty Surgery Granny Freeze Grace I had such a huge lady crush on Nicole Kidman ten years ago, circa Moulin Rouge. Unlike my lady crush on Lucy Liu, though, the crush on Kidman did not survive the ensuing years and her increasingly frozen face. She made me too sad to crush on her. But maybe By Sarah • Apr 09, 2012 10:16 am
Maple Leaf Rachel’s Easter with Michael Rachel McAdams has been in Berlin working the last few weeks. Yesterday however she turned up in Wales to support boyfriend Michael Sheen at the premiere of his film The Gospel Of Us. Earlier in the day the two were seen enjoying Easter brunch with his family. Many of you By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 09:57 am
Intro for April 9, 2012 Dear Gossips, “Try to smile with your mouth closed.” Really. It’s the small details. When a man’s family consists of daughter-wives, well, that’s why they all look like daughter-wives. And isn’t that exactly the girl who would be bent over in the bowels of a boat By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 09:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Jessica Alba's Easter maxi Many of you have been writing to Sasha for maxi dress recommendations lately. I like this one worn by Jessica Alba this Easter weekend, especially paired with a denim vest, if only to completely eliminate any smell of great-aunt from the print. Super cute, right? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 08:45 am
Maple Leaf Teenagers eating cheap food My friend Lorella emailed me earlier today with one of these photos attached and the following message: OMG. At first I thought this was JLo. God I’m so embarrassed for her. I laughed for an hour. Anyway, it’s obviously not JLo and the backup dancer, no. Here are By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 03:58 pm
Salma Hayek Taylor will be OK. Blake might be better As mentioned several times already, after screening Oliver Stone’s Savages a couple of months ago, Universal was so jacked by its potential that it moved its release date up from September to July, right in the middle of box office season. My sources told me during Oscar week that By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:38 pm
Clown You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 02:18 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOP and the new mother Today’s GOOP is holiday appropriate - all about the egg: the birth egg. After all, pregnancy is the female obsession. True story: Our nephew came over last week. He’s 11, grade 6. The public nurse has been coming around to talk to them about their bodies and “hormones” By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 01:38 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Loafers Sasha, It has taken me a while, but I am really starting to love the loafer look. Normally my style is super girly so I’m looking for a pair that are pretty narrow and still feminine. Please help!! J I’m glad you finally came around so J, let’ By Sasha • Apr 05, 2012 01:08 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: iPad cases Dear Sasha, My awesome hubby just surprised me with a brand new iPad. I'm having trouble finding a really cool cover for it. I found a cute one by DVF but it's $140! Do you have any suggestions in the $50-110 range? Many thanks, T Holy By Sasha • Apr 05, 2012 12:27 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Colour Jeans Sasha - I love the look of colored jeans this spring/summer but afraid - any suggestions would be much appreciated!! E E, I also love the candy colored denim trend – it’s such a fun way to punch up your outfit without too much thought and effort. And T, By Sasha • Apr 05, 2012 12:08 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Katie’s white jeans and stripes All over it. She looks amazing. And I am terrified to put on my white jeans right now. The goal though is to get them on in Cannes. 5 weeks to Cannes. White jeans and stripes for Cannes. By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 11:37 am
Break Ups Vanessa’s in Paris but not with Johnny Johnny should be in New Mexico working on The Lone Ranger. His reportedly estranged girlfriend Vanessa Paradis meanwhile is at home in Paris, seen yesterday leaving Ralph’s restaurant after a meeting with French musician Benjamin Biolay. It was rumoured last year that the two would be collaborating on new By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 11:09 am
Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner’s time is nigh If you don’t read my site, and let’s go ahead and assume you don’t, you might not know that I have a bit of a crush on Jeremy Renner. Or, more specifically, on his cute butt. Ever since his Oscar-nominated turn in The Hurt Locker in 2008, By Sarah • Apr 05, 2012 10:45 am
Royals Hot Harry on a Horse - are you decorating? Prince Harry was spotted leaving a shoppe called Fake Landscapes in London yesterday. You’ll recall, it was reported last week that Harry’s moved out of his dad’s place and into a bachelor suite at Kensington Palace; he’s now next-wing neighbours with the Cambridges. So... Is Harry By Lainey • Apr 05, 2012 10:32 am
