Famewhores Who makes them do these things? It was Kristen Stewart’s birthday yesterday. She’s now 22 which... I’m pretty sure is not a milestone number or anything, at least not in these parts, but whatever. A big ass embarrassing deal was made of it, and it was out of her control. In honour of By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 12:15 pm
Smash Marilyn's a 'Tomato'. Discuss. Smash Season 1 Episode 10 recap So the thing is that my PVR brings in the last 90 seconds of Dancing With The Stars. And I can't criticize that show anymore because it's so much better and more professional than, you know, the people on the By Duana • Apr 10, 2012 12:04 pm
Girlcrushes Did you watch Scandal? Shonda Rimes created Grey’s Anatomy, Private Practice, and wrote Britney Spears’s Crossroads (!). Her new show, Scandal, premiered on ABC last Thursday. Did you watch? I saw the pilot episode at the TCAs in January and enjoyed it. But the version I saw was before it was given the By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 11:03 am
Sit DOWN After a break: Paula Patton Remember Paula Patton in yellow at the Golden Globes? Click here if you can’t, although this would surprise me because she earned the Sit DOWN award of the evening. Fortunately, after that, Paula went away, kept a low profile, and was not seated front row at any other award By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 10:36 am
Amanda Bynes Intro for April 10, 2012 Dear Gossips, Amanda Bynes’s dad says she wasn’t drunk at the time of her arrest. And she may not have been. Just like she insists she wasn’t fired from Hall Pass a couple of years ago and left production due to scheduling conflicts. Scheduling conflicts usually arise By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 10:16 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Dianna Agron's pretty print, boring shoes Suuuuuch a pretty dress. And it's complemented so well by the coat too. The shoes, though, I mean they're OK. But maybe a little fancy time for day. And lacking a certain imagination in colour. Think of this outfit, for example, as worn by Leighton Meester. By Lainey • Apr 10, 2012 09:40 am
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: The Boston Taper The taper – that is where I am now. I am just sitting here and waiting; there is nothing more that I can do except let my body rest. It drives me crazy having no control, not being able to exercise, not being able to do anything more to get faster By Hayley • Apr 10, 2012 09:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom Cruise is my Rainier Tom Cruise is really, really good at going super stealth undercover. Not unlike Johnny Depp. And the Brange. When he doesn’t want to be found, he will not be found. I wonder why his wife takes a different approach. There are several possible answers, of course, but I haven’ By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 04:35 pm
Smutty Surgery I can’t find your point because you are too smart A few years ago, there was an article floating around about Ashley Judd being the most “erudite” celebrity on the list of Erudite Celebrities. Is it because she’s so well educated? Perhaps. But I wonder if it isn’t because she wrestles you down on the ground with her By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 03:49 pm
Maple Leaf When you’re ready, just say you’re ready 'Cause if you let me Here's what I'll do I'll take care of you Obviously I am obsessed with Drake’s video for Take Care featuring Rihanna. But what does it mean? Is it close? Is it too close? Is it real? Is By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 01:32 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Still Cher Horowitz I mean, after all this time, it's like she hasn't aged. At all. And oh look! It's a Clueless reunion with Amy Heckerling. What's Alicia Silverstone's secret? Is it the vegan diet? Or a side benefit of chewing her kid& By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 12:53 pm
Maple Leaf Lea & Cory on Easter holiday Lea Michele and Cory Monteith spent the weekend in Cabo by the pool. So I guess their love is, like, for real for reals now? I mean, I feel like that happiness on her face is totally for reals. I don’t know that she’s that great of an By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 12:28 pm
Mad Men Under the Bed Mad Men Season 5 Episode 4 recap Not as many beds are made with space underneath anymore. All the platform beds and Ikea frames and whatnot mean the bed's on the floor. Apparently, it's to keep the secrets from piling up under there. I can' By Duana • Apr 09, 2012 12:18 pm
Douchebags Slum Lover drives a truck now “Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.” -I wrote this last week, on By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:53 am
Famewhores Anne Hathaway’s short hair I wonder if they tried wigging it at all. If they camera tested a few wigs and decided in the end that the wigs just weren’t working before encouraging Annie to cut it all off. Or was it all Annie herself from the very beginning out of artistic commitment? By Lainey • Apr 09, 2012 11:20 am
Game of Thrones Breast is Best Game Of Thrones Season 2 Episode 2 recap Here is the thing about Game of Thrones: even when absolutely nothing happens, it's the most compelling show on TV. I mean really, what more do you need but Tyrion and Cersei and Stannis Baratheon walking around making snarky proclamations By Duana • Apr 09, 2012 11:11 am
