Bad Style Best SAG Hair for a Bad Dress: Diane Lane As Kelly Osbourne said last night, and repeated by Duana, pulling off a ponytail with a one shoulder is not an easy accomplishment. Diane Lane did it so beautifully. Always so beautiful. I just really... don’t care for this dress. It’s OK, I guess. And, well, not much By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 10:04 am
SAG Awards 2012 Worst SAG Mistaken Identity: Grizz Chapman Ellie Kemper No, I’m not joking. Ellie Kemper was a double-nominee last night, as part of both the casts of The Office and Bridesmaids. And she was mistaken for someone else SEVERAL times. Once, on the carpet during a cutaway, after she’d already been interviewed by Ross (ugh…Ross), she By Duana • Jan 30, 2012 09:58 am
SAG Awards 2012 Best Beneficiary of Being in a George Clooney movie: Judy Greer at the SAG Awards You know Judy Greer. We all know Judy Greer. We’ve all seen a Judy Greer movie. I promise you, we’ve all probably seen at least two Judy Greer movies. Judy Greer is the only thing I liked about The Descendants, a film that continues to confuse me for By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:43 am
Douchebags SAG Most Pouty: Michael Pitt How amazingly desperately pouty was Michael Pitt last night? I’d rather be strumming my guitar smoking cigarettes in a dive hole jazz bar, is this what you’re trying to tell me? Before or after you spend your money from modelling for Prada? Yes, Michael Pitt is the face By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:33 am
SAG Awards 2012 The Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012 Best thing that happened at the SAGs? Angie and Tilda are BFF! More on that later. God I miss Joan Rivers on the red carpet. Joan Rivers wouldn’t ask Meryl Streep, “What kind of actress are you?” And if she did, she’d specify that in terms of nudity By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:14 am
Intro for January 30, 2012 Dear Gossips, Spending over 3 hours watching an award show often feels excruciating. Spending 5 hours watching a tennis match, and a grand slam final no less... well... It’s exhilarating. How can the Oscars be more like Djokovic vs Nadal at the Australian Open and less like... the Oscars? By Lainey • Jan 30, 2012 09:01 am
Photo Assumption Marion & Joaquin A long time ago, when Joaquin Phoenix was #1 on my Five List, before he revealed himself to be a mega prick, and before Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet (happily) came together in real life, I would have reacted differently to these photos. Almost optimistically. In 2007, I would have By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 04:17 pm
Bradley Cooper Zoe & Coop’s group photo Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper are at Sundance to promote The Words. There was a group media and photo session. They were careful not to be too obvious about the fact that they’re dating. Which makes it even more obvious that they’re dating. Like, practically living together as By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 03:21 pm
Lifestyle SJP’s blue bag I love it. Instantly. I want it for Spring. Desperately. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 02:59 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: the Nanette Sandal WHAT: NANETTE SANDAL WHERE: MICHAEL KORS STORES IN APRIL WHY: I saw these sandals at a fashion preview the other week and crushed on them big time. They are the perfect fun but practical heel for the season and I’m already getting panicky that they’re going to sell By Sasha • Jan 27, 2012 01:26 pm
Gross No thank you. Forever. Look, I know, I know that quiver is personal. I know we desire different things, that stimulation isn’t the same for every person. In theory, I get it. Totally. But sometimes there are universal truths, aren’t there? Where we may not agree on what turns us ON, can By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 01:20 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Finds: Zoe’s espadrilles Love the shoes! Where do I get those shoes? J J, you don’t mess around with hellos or goodbyes, do you? Okay, I’ll follow your lead and get to it. For a damn near perfect match Tory Burch has got your back with these espadrilles. The elastic and By Sasha • Jan 27, 2012 12:29 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker Super Bowl Ferris I used to watch The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off back to back over and over again. I used to want to be Ferris’s girlfriend Sloane. Because her name was Sloane which seemed so awesome and different in 1986 and she was cool as sh-t too. By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 12:14 pm
Lifestyle Smutty Fitness: Putting on weight Hi Hayley, Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to ask Hayley questions regarding working out and getting in shape. My position is a little different though because I am trying to gain weight, not lose it. I swear I eat like a pig but apparently have a By Hayley • Jan 27, 2012 12:00 pm
Bad Style Gran’s big hair Nicole Kidman went out for lunch in LA yesterday looking like a lady of leisure on a housewife show. That...is a lot of volume. Nicole’s next release won’t happen until May on HBO for Hemingway & Gellhorn. No doubt, as is often the case when movie stars By Lainey • Jan 27, 2012 11:30 am
Well here’s one solution for the Academy’s old fart voters And by “old fart” I don’t necessarily mean physically old, but those technology and future-resistant members who fight the nominations of movies like The Dark Knight. There’s a schism in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences that’s gotten progressively worse over the last decade, and By Sarah • Jan 27, 2012 10:45 am
