Sit DOWN Sit DOWN Rooney Mara I read a quote from Rooney Mara today on Celebitchy from her interview with Allure and I thought to myself - you cannot possibly be this annoying already. So I went the Allure article to see for myself and, indeed, she really is that annoying already. Mara is the US By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 12:26 pm
Quiveration Please look like this for Awards Season The first stills from Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby were released yesterday featuring a really, REALLY hot Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby holding on to Carey Mulligan’s Daisy. Like, really hot. Like, SO HOT. Like, maybe the hottest photo taken of him in many, many years. (I know By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:52 am
Bad Style Oscar Shaping: SAG nominations & Leo > Fassy Here are the 5 actors nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award: George Clooney, The Descendants Demian Bichir, A Better Life Leonardo DiCaprio, J. Edgar Jean Dujardin, The Artist Brad Pitt, Moneyball Missing? Michael Fassbender. Leonardo DiCaprio, who’d been losing so much momentum, who barely factored in any of By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 11:17 am
Intro for December 14, 2011 Dear Gossips, Today it was the SAGs. Tomorrow it’s the Golden Globes. The Globes don’t mean much, no. But they will tell us who’ll be getting drunk on live television. As for what happened at the Screen Actors Guild Award nominations... The Help happened, that’s what. By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 10:37 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Anne Hathaway’s lezzie boots I used to live in my lezzie boots. They may have been the best boots I’ve ever had in my whole life. Then we brought home our puppy Barney and 6 months ago he destroyed them. I have been looking, incessantly, for a replacement, but I’m still mourning By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 07:16 pm
Bad Style Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl Remember this? No? Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee. You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:52 pm
Harry Potter Best of 2011: Alan Rickman’s letter As it appeared in EMPIRE: I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time. On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma, and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 06:39 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Squawking Chicken Scarjo’s rough patch My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken, as you know if you’ve been reading my blog long enough, is all about feng shui and energy and protecting yourself against the bad sh-t. One time we looked at house on the market that turned out to be “dirty”, and for weeks By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:00 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP App, Crab, and Duck GOOP days are normally Thursdays. But today is a special Tuesday GOOP. Because GOOP has launched an App. It will cost you $3.99. If you spend the money though, you’ll get to know New York, and other cities, GOOP styles. There’s a video too. I’m cheap. By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 02:27 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Don’t Be Adele Sasha, about 1 ½ years ago I moved from NYC to Dubai, UAE, where I fell in love with someone I still believe is the “one.” He is Arab/Muslim, I am whiter than a ghost, bright blonde, and no religious affiliation. About 3 months into dating we had a discussion By Sasha • Dec 13, 2011 02:11 pm
Media Manipulation George Clooney & Einstein Have I mentioned how much I like George Clooney? I think he’s a total pro. I think he’s charming. I think he’s smart. I would definitely want to hang out with him. All of the above. And this, this is why I hate his shenanigans. The Italian By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 01:39 pm
Girly Throw Downs Movies For The Money: Matt Damon edition Matt Damon is currently promoting We Built A Zoo. It was once my hope that he, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt would run Oceans during award season. According to the experts, Zoo is not strong enough. Having said that, there’s always the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Golden Globe nominations By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:56 pm
Top Reads Mrs Affleck’s diamond earrings Jennifer Garner covers the new issue of InStyle. A LOT of gushing happens in the article. Gushing over her husband, gushing about her marriage. There have been rumours swirling about the Afflecks for years. There have been several reports calling for their split several times. And each time I have By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:21 pm
Pitt "Porn" Oscar Shaping: Brange & Critics’ Choice The Critics’ Choice nominations were announced today. The Artist and Hugo continue to receive a lot of love across the board. Same goes for The Descendants. But you know what movie I loved so much this year which is also, quietly, getting recognised almost everywhere? Midnight In Paris We still By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:05 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews This year’s Black List, next year’s most anticipated films When Franklin Leonard created the Black List—an annual list of the most popular unproduced scripts circulating around Hollywood—it was a way to see what trends were coming, what sort of projects the execs around town were favoring, and who would be next year’s breakout star. Past Black By Sarah • Dec 13, 2011 11:54 am
