Douchebags James Franco: On Twilight & The Descendants James Franco is a movie critic. For the Paris Review. And his latest piece is a study of Twilight 4 and The Descendants which... I mean I guess I kind of love him for comparing boring The Descendants to the boring ass mess that was Twilight 4. Because, as you By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 11:14 am
Intro for December 13, 2011 Dear Gossips, The Weekly LiveBlog will happen today at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Join us! A new poster for the new Spider-Man movie was released yesterday. Visually it’s terrific. Awesome. I love it. And then there’s the tagline: The Untold Story I messaged Sarah last night like, “What’ By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 10:45 am
Clown Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding Worst because obviously. Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 06:37 pm
Famewhores Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop. Please. I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 04:10 pm
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: pre-Christmas in New York Jacek and I spent a wonderful pre-Christmas in New York two years ago. (Hi Scott!) It was his first time. We went to Bubby’s for breakfast. We walked the High Line. We lined up at the Empire State Building. We saw Cate Blanchett at BAM in A Streetcar Named By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 03:30 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: My Boyfriend’s Blowouts Dear Sasha, I have been dating this guy for 9 months. I am 23 and he is 34. Age difference aside I really do love him and possibly see a future with him. He treats me great and when it comes down to it he is just a caring, loving, By Sasha • Dec 12, 2011 02:43 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Meangirled By My Mother Hi Sasha! My mother and I have never had a very good relationship. Whatever our relationship is, it's definitely not the typical mother/daughter relationship. My mom was 17 when I was born and I feel like she has always resented me for taking away her youth. She By Sasha • Dec 12, 2011 02:36 pm
Media Manipulation Tattoo Girl in London Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig premiered The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo in London tonight, beginning their carpet tour towards the film’s opening on December 21. Reviews for the film are embargoed until tomorrow. But last week there was a big ass drama over the release of The New By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 02:22 pm
Girlcrushes Will Meryl campaign? Still not convinced that Meryl Streep will finally win her 3rd Oscar for The Iron Lady. So many people are fanning themselves over the brilliance of her performance as Margaret Thatcher and I’m always happy to hop on a Meryl bandwagon, totally, but ... I just don’t feel it By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 01:49 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Will Smith in your face Most of you will, at some point today, have Men In Black 3 thrown in your face after you leave my blog. Or, perhaps you’d already had it thrown in your face before you visited my blog. That was their intention. Sony announced this morning that they’re promoting By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 01:01 pm
Famewhores Sexy can be bought and Retro Aniston It’s kinda how PEOPLE Magazine does it every year with the Sexiest Man Alive, negotiating with whoever needs the publicity the most, and now it appears Men’s Health is in on that situation too, naming Jennifer Aniston it’s Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME? Really? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 12:06 pm
Quiveration A waste of Good Gossip This is what I meant when I wrote in the previous article that Scarlett Johansson needs to get with Colin Farrell. Because look at him. He has never been hotter. And so the fact that he’s single, or the fact that he’s not dating anyone famous...well... it’ By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 11:06 am
Girly Throw Downs Scarjo feeling Scroogey? Scarlett Johansson had a crusty face on in New York last night, presumably in town to begin a round of publicity for the upcoming We Bought a Zoo opening on December 23. Scarjo is never great with paps, unless of course she’s going out of her way to be By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:50 am
Intro for December 12, 2011 Dear Gossips, My Five List has been updated. Because I have it really, really bad for Seth. Who is Matthew McNulty? Obviously you’re not watching Misfits Season 3 which... well...you need to get on that soon. And as I’ve already noted, Nathan is now totally irrelevant. Nathan By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:12 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Miley’s same dress & sh-t weave On Friday Miley Cyrus attended the American Giving Awards. Sunday night she was at the CNN Heroes event. I looked at one set of photos on Saturday morning and another set this morning and I wondered why she changed her hair. Everything else appeared to be the same aside from By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 10:09 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Evan Rachel Wood’s blue and red Want to rip this whole outfit off of her and wear for myself. Even the shoes, and you know I hate red shoes. Especially satin red shoes. But here, the way she’s put it all together, there’s no change required. The collar/lapel, the cap sleeves, the way By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 09:58 am
