Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Julianne Moore’s length or shoes To me it’s either the length or the shoes in this case. If she has to wear the dress, she can’t go with these shoes. It should be a pump. Or at least something that doesn’t travel all the way up her ankle, cutting off the amount By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 10:21 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Bowl-cut and bad shoes Make me look like Dorothy Hamill, that had to have been the request from Country Bitch last night to the stylist doing her hair. Otherwise, what kind of a professional would lower themselves like this??? And those shoes are f-cking ugly. Looks like purple Velcro on a 10 year old By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 09:56 am
Media Manipulation Mrs Pitt & Mrs Pitt Angelina Jolie is in New York promoting In The Land Of Blood and Honey. She was making the publicity rounds today and also found time to hang out with her common law mother-in-law (is this what we call it?), Jane Pitt. For years we’ve been told by the tabloids By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 05:01 pm
Top Reads Madonna is an old legend This is what I wrote when it was just a rumour that Madonna would be headlining the Super Bowl half-time show: “The people who watch the Super Bowl for the actual Super Bowl will watch the Super Bowl no matter who’s performing at the half. They want the people By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 04:40 pm
Best and Worst of 2011 Best of 2011: Emma and Andrew Here’s the opposite of Scarjo and Sean Penn: one of my favourite hook ups of the year, aside from Blake Lively/Leonardo DiCaprio/Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds. With Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield I’m happy about them on a pure level, not just for gossip’s sake, although By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 03:53 pm
Hook Ups Worst of 2011: Scarlett Johansson & Sean Penn Maybe not the worst, worst, worst hook-up of the year, but definitely down there. Down there for sure. It was around the Oscars. Word got out that they were hanging out. And then a TMZ photo confirmed it. Of the two of them at lunch, her foot between his legs By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 03:25 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: Victim of The Office Meangirl Help! I am being meangirled at work by a horrible person. Things were cool when I started here. A was super nice to me and we lunched and hanged out all the time. She is very close to my boss, so the three of us would hang out. I thought By Sasha • Dec 05, 2011 02:00 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: the old flame What If Dear Sasha, How do you tell someone that you haven't spoken with in almost ten years that you still think about and could quite possibly still have feelings for them. I have been dealing with this for some time now and just push it under the rug. All By Sasha • Dec 05, 2011 01:55 pm
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: High-Low SJP I really, really, really love this black gown she wore to the Kennedy Centre Honours (while her husband looked predictably thrilled). There’s something very... Asian about it, non? A little like a hanbok, I think, in the skirt shape. I have always wanted a hanbok. SJP sort of seems By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 01:46 pm
Jessica Biel Jessica Biel and the Food Interview Last May I wrote an article about how actresses seem to be making a point of talking about food and their positive relationship to it in their interviews these days, as if to sell us on the notion that they actually DO eat. Click here for a refresher. Jessica Biel By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 01:12 pm
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: What Karl’s doll thinks of Shelfy Also on Wetten Dass in Germany the other day, the most random collection of guests... And for part of the program, Jessica Biel was seated next to Karl Lagerfeld. Needless to say, there’s some selective photo editing happening here on my part but, you know, on the one hand By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 12:54 pm
Photo Assumption Photo Assumption: What Lenny thinks of Shelfy On Wetten Dass in Germany the other day... Lenny Kravitz looks thoroughly depressed that a girl as gorgeous as Jessica Biel can be so f-cking boring. You see how he seems much more engaged when talking to everyone, ANYONE, else? There are a couple of shots involving Shelfy that totally By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 12:35 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Chosen One is a gangster Angelina Jolie took numbers 2, 3, and 4 to see The Muppets the other day. Please. You need an adult version of Miss Zahara’s camel coat, don’t you? I need an adult version of the Chosen One Shiloh’s badass little motorocycle boots that she’s wearing gangster By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 11:48 am
Rebecca Hall Hall or Hayley? I loved Rebecca Hall. A lot. But less, or maybe not at all, after she and Sam Mendes have admitted they’ve been involved now for some time. Click here for refresher. I don’t like the idea that she was waiting around, hoping around, for a married man. It’ By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 10:34 am
Bradley Cooper Fassy or Coop? Michael Fassbender was named Best Actor last night at the Moet British Independent Film Awards in London. Shame just opened in North America in limited release to a very healthy box office. So it was a good weekend. This is for Sarah from Cinesnark who quivers for the Fassy and By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 10:05 am
Meryl Streep Meryl in the middle Could this be the year after so many years? I dunno. I mean, she’s Meryl Streep. She is extraordinary. But there are many members of the Academy keenly aware that, really, she already has two of them. Still, a lot of it seems to be falling in the right By Lainey • Dec 05, 2011 09:35 am