Quiveration Dear Michael Fassbender We have got to stop meeting like this. I just can’t with you when I’m busy and have work to do, then here you come with your everything and I just can’t. It’s like you knew that I needed you yesterday. Like you knew that in By Sarah • Nov 02, 2011 08:33 am
Gorgessity Sit DOWN Scarjo Scarlett Johansson covers the new Vanity Fair. I think she looks great. And she thinks she looks great too. Because, as she says, “I know my best angles”. We are referring, of course, to those nude shots that were stolen from her cell phone, an incident which she dismisses with By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 07:55 am
Intro for November 2, 2011 Dear Gossips, Jacek and I were married ten years ago. Ten years is a long time. And marriage, it isn’t easy, but for us, for all the work that we put into it, it’s very, very rewarding. So there’s our marriage, and then that Kardashian’s “marriage” By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 07:43 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Linda Evangelista great coat and boots Linda Evangelista was photographed in New York yesterday with Salma Hayek’s daughter’s half-brother Augustin. God how I love her the way she wears her hair. And God do I wish I could wear boots like that on my stumpy legs. I just find that the over the knee By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 07:41 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: SJP’s Philip Treacy Sarah Jessica Parker continues to promote I Don’t Know How She Does It in Australia, here at the VRC Oaks Club Ladies Luncheon in Melbourne wearing a Philip Treacy for the occasion. And it’s meant to be eliciting the reaction you’re having. Just like Beatrice’s was By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 07:15 am
Douchebags No, no, he’s not a dick at all Hugh Grant is a father. Us Weekly broke the story that the 51 year old welcomed a baby girl in October. There is no official word on who the mother is but multiple outlets are speculating that she’s a Chinese actress called Tinglan Hong with whom Hugh was seen By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:30 pm
Maple Leaf When will your girlfriend run her hands through your hair? Have you seen Never Say Never? Come on. I know you watched it on a plane. And secretly loved it. If you haven’t, you need to make this happen. It’s awesome and hilarious at the same time. Also, it’s now become the most successful concert film of By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:52 pm
Shia LaBeouf Needy kisses Shia LaBeouf is shooting a movie in Vancouver. I can’t remember what it’s called and I’m too drunk to google but I assure you it’s not important. The point of this story is that his girlfriend Carolyn Pho is visiting him and they were photographed kissing. By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:46 pm
Lifestyle Sasha Answers: please get away from this man I'm stuck in a completely crazy situation and cant figure out the proper way to handle it. I had a neighbor/friend who recently passed away very unexpectedly. We weren’t terribly close, basically we would just hang out and visit in the evenings sometimes along with several By Sasha • Nov 01, 2011 01:30 pm
Twilight Robert Pattinson has a lot of baggage If you’ve been reading my column long enough you know I get fixated on celebrity travel behaviour, specifically as it relates to packing and luggage. Like, I consider myself a pretty light packer - ask Duana who is the opposite - and still I don’t understand how famous By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 01:23 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Reese Witherspoon wants you to know she’s sexy She really, really does. In This Means War, Reese Witherspoon juggles Chris Pine and Tom Hardy (unconvincingly). Now she’s being offered the lead in Sony’s Sex Tape, a movie about a married couple who lose track of their homemade porn. Jason Segel would be the other half of By Sarah • Nov 01, 2011 01:06 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker Not the best angle Sarah Jessica Parker is in Australia promoting I Don’t Know How She Does It in the hope that the film will perform better overseas than it did domestically which was sh-t. Like, it hasn’t even cracked $10 million yet. Today it was an appearance in Sydney. There was By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 08:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Little Sci is at the door Tom Cruise continues to work on One Shot in Pittsburgh so his family, including wife Katie Holmes, their daughter Little Sci Suri, and son Connor were there for Halloween weekend. Katie was charged with managing the festivities on Saturday, seen here with Connor and Suri, in costume, trick or treating By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 08:17 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A random group of actresses Steve Carell and Jim Carrey are teaming up in a comedy about rival magicians called Burt Wonderstone (doesn't that sound like a Will Ferrell character?), and the short list for the female lead is the randomest group of actresses I've seen in a long time - By Sarah • Nov 01, 2011 08:01 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Porny’s pregnant Halloween Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. How about the fact that it took a gag costume for her to By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:39 am
Intro for November 1, 2011 Dear Gossips, We travelled for 27 hours to get to the Maldives. And I feel like ...it should take that long, shouldn’t it? To get to, at the risk of sounding cliché, paradise? It’s bright all day from the minute we wake up. Then at 4pm it rains By Lainey • Nov 01, 2011 07:24 am
