Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Reese Witherspoon CMA lazy? Better this than jacking up the Try when you’re only a presenter, I get it. But the sateen towel Reese Witherspoon chose looks like it could be from Express. I mean, I love Express but I wouldn’t wear Express up on stage at the Country Music Association Awards By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:42 am
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Intro for November 10, 2011 Dear Gossips, As expected, most of your mail yesterday was about Mimi’s 30 pound weight loss resulting in her size 4/6 as IF body. Mimi being Mimi, there’s so much more. Curiously, very few of you were yelling at me about Sienna Miller as an option for By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:06 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Third Lip & Giant Head at the CMA Awards I was all hard with anticipation with how great Granny Freeze would look last nightat the CMA Awards since she did such a good job the night before in a Stella McCartney. Cocktease. And ... deflation. Her Jean Paul Gaultier was dramatic in print but the cut... wasn’t entirely imaginative. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:44 am
Lifestyle Carpets & Candids: Country Bitch almost 40% at the CMA Awards By my count, through the photo agency, so that may not be accurate if there was an outfit change that they didn’t photograph, Carrie Underwood changed 7 times for a total of 8 looks while hosting the CMA Awards. I didn’t hate, like, maybe 3 of them. So By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 09:29 am
Selena Gomez Les Jeunes de Paris I loved this sketch on Saturday Night Live with Emma Stone. Which, really, has nothing to do with Justin Bieber except that he’s actually in Paris with Selena Gomez and how many 17 year old boys get to take their girlfriends to Paris? And what are the long-term effects By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:45 pm
Dumbass GOOP: backdoor and makeup I thought about saving these pictures for tomorrow when there’s a new GOOP but she took the entire summer off posting so you never know when it’ll be an off week with her site and then I’ll have wasted a photo opportunity. So here’s Gwyneth Paltrow By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 04:00 pm
Gorgessity Oh, you too? Sienna Miller was in LA last night for the International Medical Corps Annual Awards in Beverly Hills. She wore her hair the way Reese Witherspoon did the other night - click here for a refresher. Since the Princess Grace biopic has been a topic of discussion, said to be coveted By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 03:15 pm
Lifestyle Sasha’s INTO IT: Granted Clothing WHAT: GRANTED CLOTHING WHERE: CLICK HERE WHY: I like trees, I like the smell of patchouli, and I like Cowichan sweaters- the equal sum of these parts is what makes me a BC girl for life. And Granted is one of those lines that not only makes me miss home By Sasha • Nov 09, 2011 02:32 pm
Madonna “I thought it was her daughter” Is what Jacek said when I told him this was a new Madonna song. I thought that was an appropriate title to this article. It’s apparently a demo from her forthcoming new album. The song is called Give Me All Your Love. Billboard has been streaming it for an By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:26 pm
Amazingness She was lowered!!!!! Thanks to Marissa P for sending me the video of my Mimi on Rosie yesterday talking about the 30 pounds of bullsh-t she’s dropping on us for Jenny Craig so that she’s now a size 4/6. As you can see from the clip, being substantially lighter hasn’ By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 01:02 pm
Quiveration Henry Cavill is warm I have a really, really dumb question. Usually I reserve my dumb biology and physiology questions to my friend Fiona because she literally knows everything about science - like even tree species - and doesn’t judge but Fiona is the worst when it comes to text message and technology By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 12:55 pm
Gorgessity Co-black Oh look! Two days in a row we get to go back to back with Brange and Jennifer Aniston! Coincidence or conspiracy? Here’s Jen in New York with her constant Justin Theroux shopping for furniture, or something. Does he have to arch his eyebrows all the time??? Said with By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:58 am
Brad Pitt Co-Skinny The fans lost their sh-t today in Tokyo as Brad Pitt arrived, with the Jolie, for the Japanese premiere of Moneyball. Apparently it was a “surprise” that she came with him. Really??? For who??? No matter. Brad was very gracious about including junior baseball players from parts of the country By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 11:28 am
Bad Style Your dress is too small...again Blake Lively makes a big ass deal about the fact that she dresses herself. At least she claims to. She says it like the track record is worth taking credit for. And one of the consequences of her dressing herself? Blake often wears clothes that are toooooooooooo small. Remember the By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 10:46 am
Douchebags The Oscars go KABOOM no more It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he By Sarah • Nov 09, 2011 10:41 am
