BFFs Less bloaty? Here’s Johnny Depp at the premiere of The Rum Diary last night in LA looking... pretty good and not that bloaty anymore, right? He looked pretty good and not that bloaty during his interview with Larry King too. I’ve attached a clip below. (Thanks Mary!) Johnny’s recounting By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 10:41 am
Dumbass A million little excuses We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute... First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 10:27 am
Intro for October 14, 2011 Dear Gossips, The new Footloose opens today. It’s rating better than expected, and better than, say, Julia Roberts’s Fireflies in the Garden, but still not enough to make me want to go. And, um, I’m the target market. In the sense that I never miss a movie By Lainey • Oct 14, 2011 09:59 am
Jessica Biel Pippettes. Jessica Biel was photographed leaving a meeting yesterday in Hollywood. I like the pants. She looks good. And lean but not as skinny as she’d become last year when she seemed to be forcing her body into the form that’s been assumed by so many of her contemporaries, By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 05:30 pm
Gerard Butler Gross. Someone in Hollywood decided it would be a good idea to make a movie featuring Gerard Butler in a wetsuit. The film is called Of Men & Mavericks. Naturally. Spittle Gerry is nothing if not a maverick. Men & Mavericks tells the story of young Jay Moriarity, an extreme surfer By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 04:17 pm
Lifestyle Wing-Horn. Sasha, Help! I must have Goop's wing pendant necklace - I like how long it is and how thick the chain is, as well as the size of the actual wing. It's probably out of my price-range (does Goop do cheap?) but I'd like By Sasha • Oct 13, 2011 03:34 pm
Sasha Lifestyle Wing-Horn. Sasha, Help! I must have Goop's wing pendant necklace - I like how long it is and how thick the chain is, as well as the size of the actual wing. It's probably out of my price-range (does Goop do cheap?) but I'd like By Sasha • Oct 13, 2011 03:30 pm
Taylor Swift Woman. Billboard Magazine has named Taylor Swift “Woman of the Year”. She will be honoured at a gala event on December 2nd in New York, the youngest ever to receive the award. Swift has sold more albums in 2011 than anyone else. Her tour is mega successful. I mean, I get By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 02:45 pm
Lifestyle Coats. I just watched Adele's "Someone Like You" video, and have fallen in love with what little pieces of her jacket that I saw. If you could track down the jacket - and while I'm at it, some similarly stylish winter coats for us curvy By Sasha • Oct 13, 2011 01:06 pm
Sasha Lifestyle Coats. I just watched Adele's "Someone Like You" video, and have fallen in love with what little pieces of her jacket that I saw. If you could track down the jacket - and while I'm at it, some similarly stylish winter coats for us curvy By Sasha • Oct 13, 2011 01:00 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Termagant. Is there a celebrity more suited to the word? I have never actually been personally lectured by Julia Roberts. But for some reason I have a memory of it, you know what I mean? And when it comes to Julia, it’s even more extraordinary, her legendary sanctimony, when in By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 12:24 pm
Sons of Anarchy Daughters. Sons of Anarchy recap Season 4 Episode 6 Remember last week, when Juice stole a brick of coke like a teenager? We’re back in the back-truck area, and Juice tries to do the whole best-defense-good-offense thing to explain why there’s a missing brick. He does, of course, get By Duana • Oct 13, 2011 12:15 pm
Gwyneth Paltrow Art. Today’s GOOP newsletter is all about how you should art up your house the way she would want you to even though she’d never come over. Click here to read. She says that art isn’t intimidating but for a neophyte, reading through all this, especially the part By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 11:23 am
Intro for October 13, 2011 Dear Gossips, We’re in Montreal for another night. And tonight happens to be the Montreal Canadiens home opener. And we have tickets. And, well, while the Habs may not be your team - as it certainly isn’t mine - as a hockey fan, being able to attend this By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 11:16 am
The Walking Dead Zombies. Oh Officer Rick, how I have missed you. It’s been a year since The Walking Dead debuted to tremendous success on AMC and now Rick Grimes and his band of increasingly hopeless survivors are back, ready to see if they can top, or at least replicate, season one’s By Sarah • Oct 13, 2011 11:04 am
Clown Dentist. She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 10:25 am