Hook Ups Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN... Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 04:48 am
Blind Riddles She learns for him, will not leave him So much speculation and it’s been going on for years that she will finally leave him because he simply won’t, ever, change. But do you know the lengths she went through to get him, and keep him? Did you know she enrolled in classes at university, not because By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 04:38 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Jen vs Sandy It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week, Us Weekly is using Jennifer Aniston + babies to take on a beaming Sandra Bullock on the cover of PEOPLE. Not-so-single-anymore lady wants children vs single lady happiness... it’s kind of hilarious. Sandra Bullock’s husband humiliated her just as she was adopting By Lainey • Aug 10, 2011 03:51 am
Royals Should I liveblog this? We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 10:00 am
Miley Cyrus In defence of Miley & Liam Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are together, again, still. The two were papped at lunch yesterday in Toluca Lake. Here, let me say it: I like them together. A lot. And why? First of all I think it’s too easy now to be all like, wah wah wah, I By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 08:30 am
The Hunger Games Catching Fire 2013 The Hunger Games is due in theatres in 7 months. They’re still shooting. It kinda worries me how much time they’ll have in post, and whether or not the CGI parts will be up to level, but I suppose, if the emotional urgency of the story is properly By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 06:50 am
Quiveration Bleach blonde in a jumpsuit I must have been the only person to have not hated Brad Pitt when he bleached his hair around the time of the release of Mr & Mrs Smith. “Billy Idol called, he wants his hair back.” I dunno, I was kinda into it. Obviously not forever. But screaming and By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 05:43 am
Bad Style Why weren’t you at the Xenu party? Saturday night in Hollywood, there was a big Scientology party attended by some of Xenu’s most ardent disciples including John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston, Priscilla Presley, Juliette Lewis, Jenna Elfman, and Jason Lee, who looked hotter than he has in a long time. You can see the photos By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 04:56 am
Style One Day in 10 days I was about write, “Why didn’t they premiere this in London”, and then I realised that would be a really bad idea right now. As a brief break from London burning though, have a look at this photo of Ealing and the #riotcleanup. Last night over in New York, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 04:17 am
Jesse Eisenberg Aziz, Jesse, red dots, and c-nts Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg attended the LA premiere of 30 Minutes or Less last night. It opens on Friday. I’ve attached the second red band trailer below. I won’t lie. I really, really want to see this movie and laugh my sh-t out. A lot. I really, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2011 03:31 am
Harry Potter Ron, Cedric, Draco - Accio 2005! A reader called Tina just sent me a photo of a little Harry Potter reunion that happened at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I opened the message to find Rupert Grint, Robert Pattinson, and Tom Felton gathered backstage. Cute, right? (Lorella - check the slope.) Anyway, then I started By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 09:31 am
Style Peaches’s Boyfriend: I want his everything I have a thing for Peaches Geldof. I know this will amount to nothing, and that no matter how hard she tries to make herself happen, she probably won’t happen, but that doesn’t change the fact that though no one else cares about her, I do. Peaches is By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 08:44 am
Lifestyle Facebook love, Facebook work, Facebook fights Dear Sasha,I recently struck up a Facebook situation with a dude called Z. Even though we'd never met, I accepted Z's friend request. Before long, Z became regular fixture on my Facebook; 'liking' my updates, dropping witty comments, etc in a non-skeevy way. By Sasha • Aug 08, 2011 07:47 am
Sasha Lifestyle Facebook love, Facebook work, Facebook fights Written by Sasha Dear Sasha,I recently struck up a Facebook situation with a dude called Z. Even though we'd never met, I accepted Z's friend request. Before long, Z became regular fixture on my Facebook; 'liking' my updates, dropping witty comments, etc in By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 07:47 am
Royals Prison Bride & Albert: Photo Assumption the Dance Prince Albert of Monaco and his Serene Prisoner Charlene Wittstock attended the Red Cross Ball in Monte Carlo the other night. She tried to look…happier. And many people have noted that she does indeed look less …tortured?... than she did on her wedding day and after. Really? I don’ By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:33 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Brange Family at the show & the Chosen One’s tooth Maddox is 10. Jesus, that seems old to me. The Jolie has a 10 year old kid. Remember, at the age of 9, Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sister, was dancing up on a pole at a party. So there’s that. 10 just isn’t what it used to be, By Lainey • Aug 08, 2011 06:06 am
