Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth in fishnets and diamonds This is Gwyneth Paltrow in Vanity Fair’s jewellery calendar as Miss August wearing nothing but fishnets and a lot of ice. By Louis Vuitton. As you can see, G’s body is kickin’. And, as you can see, even when she’s totally naked, and wearing what could be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 07:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Jolie and the children go bowling In Malta today, Angelina Jolie took the children bowling while Brad Pitt’s at work on World War Z. She’s holding one of the twins, I think the male, and a nanny is holding the other. I can never tell them apart. From their sister Shiloh too. Now I’ By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 06:16 am
Dumbass Freedom: just in time for the weekend Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:55 am
Douchebags Michael Bay, 3D, and the will of the artist Written by Sarah Earlier this week Michael Bay sent a letter to the projectionists at movie theaters, imploring them to screen Transformers 3 with the 3D specs he specified. If you haven’t heard of this controversy: as 3D has gained popularity with filmmakers and audiences (though I would say By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 04:13 am
Justin Timberlake Will you make more music now that you’re a mogul? MySpace was floundering. An online advertising company called Specific Networks has just acquired it for the bargain price of $35 million. I am not being sarcastic. That’s not a lot of money in business, and certainly not when you consider that Facebook, which is considering filing for initial public By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 03:34 am
Royals Waiting for Catherine Will and Kate will arrive in Ottawa today around 2pm ET and will visit the National War Memorial. From there they’ll hit up a welcome ceremony at Rideau Hall and then it’s a Celebration of Youth Barbecue. It’s quite a full day but they’ll have a By Lainey • Jun 30, 2011 03:14 am
Hook Ups Couples doppelganging When you go into the database of a photo agency, the pictures come up slightly bigger than thumbnail size. I also have bad eyes so often I either can’t make out who it is at first glance or I get it completely wrong. Today I went into the agency By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 09:59 am
Style GOOP is the new Moss? While Kate Moss prepares for her wedding this weekend, Gwyneth Paltrow is having dinner with Kate’s former business partner Sir Philip Green, better known as the guy who owns Topshop. As you know, Kate’s final collection for Topshop was released late last year. As you also know, GOOP By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 08:43 am
Royals The Only Kate in London is getting married Warning: NSFW! Did you see that meme that went around after the Royal Wedding? It was taken from an ad from a few years ago. AMAZING, right??? Kate Moss will marry Jamie Hince this weekend. And that will overshadow the Monte Carlo wedding too. It’s to take place at By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 07:37 am
Maple Leaf Ellen Page, Royal Watcher? Doubtful...or possible? The Royal Couple will be in Quebec, stopping for a short few hours in Montreal on July 2nd. They’ll visit with young cancer patients at Saint-Justine Hospital and then hang out with some novice chefs at a cooking class. Those kids have the honour of serving By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 05:53 am
Anne Hathaway Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar 2011 First up about the clothes – I love the clothes, and the styling is beautiful. And you’ll note too when you go through the images online that they price them out for you, kinda like a reminder that you can’t afford it. Even the black embroidered Miu Miu is By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 05:02 am
Pippa Middleton Pippa with Alex & the family I’m about to gloat. So you need to click away if you can’t handle it. Remember two weeks ago when it was getting splashed all over the place, led by the ever (UN)reliable UK Sun, that Pippa Middleton and her boyfriend Alex Loudon had split and I By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 04:16 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom & Eminem Mission: Impossible 4 or, more accurately, Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol (What a Dumb Title), there’s a new trailer...with the sounds of Eminem complementing all the running, stunting, and stand-offing between Tom Cruise and Jeremy Renner. (I used to hate the name Jeremy. Probably because I went to school By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 03:29 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Good trailer, bad trailer with Immortals Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 03:25 am
Hook Ups Hot Harry charges the light brigade Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred Did you have to learn that poem in school? For me it was Grade 4. Around about there. We had to memorise and recite it in front of class. I was always really good at memorisation without actually knowing what the By Lainey • Jun 29, 2011 02:56 am
Benjamin Keough The strong Presley genes I may have mentioned before that when I was 12 or so, around then give or take a year or two, I was OBSESSED with Elvis. Listened to the songs all the time, read the biographies, learned what quaaludes are, because he used to take them by the handful, and By Lainey • Jun 28, 2011 10:15 am