Harry Potter Lourdes belongs to Gryffindor Lourdes of Madonna went to school this morning in New York wearing a skull sweater over leggings and a Gryffindor toque. This kind of makes me love her mother a lot. That this girl, who is walking around in a cloud of her own cool, with the clothing line and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 04:29 am
Hook Ups Was Bosworth second best? Amanda Seyfried covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s currently promoting Red Riding Hood. The premiere was last night. As you know, given that she’s dating that dickhead Ryan Phillippe, this is not the brightest girl. She has demonstrated as much in previous interviews. This time is no By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 03:58 am
The Hunger Games Emma on hold…for Katniss? Emma Watson posted a message on her website yesterday explaining her absence from Brown: Hi everyone As you know, I love Brown and I love studying pretty much more than anything but recently I've had so much to juggle that being a student AND fulfilling my other commitments By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 03:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Black is slimming when you’re pregnant Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 03:01 am
Douchebags The Torpedo of Not Awesome Written by Sarah My friend AB came up with a great term to describe how Charlie Sheen has sunk his TORNADO OF AWESOME—she called it the “torpedo of awesome”. Brilliant term, because “torpedoed” is exactly what Sheen has done to his run of hilarious and highly entertaining crazy. A By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 02:35 am
Thinnification Princess of Coats & Pancakes Prince William and Kate Middleton showed up in Belfast this morning, continuing to tour the nation before their wedding at the end of April. It was a surprise “top secret” trip, apparently for security issues, but both seemed relaxed and in game form, especially for the old biddies and kids By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 02:21 am
Hair Short, shorter, shortest Ginnifer Goodwin has been going shorter and shorter for a while. And now her hair is at its shortest. (Can we just sidebar about her name? Specifically the pronunciation? How do you say it in your head? Do you say GIN-infer? Or do you say Jen-ifer?) I admire the balls By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 09:45 am
Hook Ups Underwear lines I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 09:14 am
Quiveration Hot in Brazil I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’ By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 08:40 am
Style When will this stop? What’s the ultimate satisfaction for those who love to hate Gwyneth Paltrow? It’s not hating her. It’s FEELING SORRY for her. It’s being embarrassed for her. You’ve had many opportunities lately. Glee is giving you more. Have you seen the new video? I saw half By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 07:14 am
Lifestyle Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I moved to Vancouver on a one year working visa from Ireland in October last year. I'm 22 years old, and a recent architectural graduate with no employment prospects at home. My problem is this; since I've got here I' By Sasha • Mar 07, 2011 06:43 am
Sasha Lifestyle Homesick, Forgiveness, and Loss Written by Sasha Hi Sasha, I moved to Vancouver on a one year working visa from Ireland in October last year. I'm 22 years old, and a recent architectural graduate with no employment prospects at home. My problem is this; since I've got here I' By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 06:43 am
Style Celebrating Blake Lively Last week it was a Chanel dinner in New York. This weekend there was a Chanel dinner in her honour in Paris. During Fashion Week. I mean… It’s a big f-cking deal. Even Anna Wintour showed up for Blake Lively. And Florence Welch. And so many other important French By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 04:47 am
Vampire Diaries Introducing: The Vampire Dairies recaps Written by Duana (Lainey: you asked for it, here it is!) And now for something completely different – I’m going to try to recap a show I haven’t seen from the beginning, for once. I know. Scandalo! My research on Vampire Diaries has taken me to any number of By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 04:29 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Chicken Fried Civilised One of Britney’s kids (I still can’t tell them apart, and thank you in advance to all you know-it-alls who are about to tell me) had a little league game this weekend. She and her boyfriend Jason Trawick showed up to watch him. Kevin Federline and his gf By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 03:48 am
Jennifer Aniston Jen on the internet with her hair & puppies Jennifer Aniston has joined the internet. For cash money! As you know, Jen gets paid by smartwater. They talked her in to doing an ad on YouTube. “Jen” Aniston has joined YouTube! There’s a special appearance by Keenan Cahill and the Double Rainbow dude, and puppies, and a hilarious By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 03:21 am
