Quiveration Nostalgic 90s Jakey in that trench coat all forlorn and adorable standing in the hospital? Please. I have to work very, very hard not to watch this trailer over and over again. So far this morning it’s already been 3 times. This weekend, because of golf, only 4 times, but the By Lainey • Aug 16, 2010 02:50 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Manslinger’s travelling men Kate Hudson was photographed going through Heathrow today with son Ryder and her latest piece Matt Bellamy. Manslinger and Matt have been virtually inseparable for weeks, now their togetherness is being extended as Matt heads back on tour with Muse this weekend. This Bellamy fellow, he has a steezy little By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 09:03 am
Quiveration The benefits of the Robsten Or however you say it. Kristen Stewart is currently filming On the Road in Montreal. Robert Pattinson is now in Montreal to visit her. As such, paps are flocking to Quebec for the Money Shot of them spooning on a bed of violets. They haven’t found a field magical By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:33 am
Parent Pimps I want to be the producer Matt Lauer tried his best. But The Today Show is too dignified a program for someone like Dina Lohan. He pressed, she lied, and she deflected - the judge is to blame, the judge got fired, the paps suck, the tabloids are wrong, the judge, the judge, the judge. The By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 06:09 am
Amazingness Karl’s summertime amazingness Every year Karl Lagerfeld summers in St Tropez. Even artistic geniuses need some downtime. But his muse is never far away. Because the artistic genius never takes a break. So here he is, the Karl with Baptiste, going for a stroll on the boulevard, and then, oh just a little By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:54 am
Parent Pimps Chicken Fried – back to the studio! That phrase to me has always been about Bridget Jones. Remember the Lewisham fire station? It’s not the ass shot that kills me, it’s always her recovery, when she thanks the fire chief, commends him on his “excellent fire station”, and then points to the camera: Back to By Lainey • Aug 13, 2010 03:41 am
Maple Leaf Rachel & Owen? Have been receiving emails about this and on Twitter about a report today that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson, in Paris working on Midnight in Paris with Woody Allen, are now hooking up. The origin of the story is the UK Sun. Do we still have to talk about this? By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 10:28 am
Parent Pimps Be glib if you want to... But don’t forget to be tough. He has to be tough. So TMZ reports that Dina Lohan, who can’t stay off camera, will be on The Today Show tomorrow morning for an interview with Matt Lauer to discuss, obviously, Lindsay’s time in jail and how she’s By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 08:45 am
Amazingness Drama has great timing Whenever she was in a spot of trouble, when things weren’t going her away, Elizabeth Taylor had the uncanny ability to summon an illness. And this was no fake cancer bullsh-t, oh no. Elizabeth’s ailments were always legitimate and often life threatening. She would conjure the health drama By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 06:29 am
Clown Who are your friends? Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 06:13 am
Girly Throw Downs This is a throwdown A showdown Hell no I can’t slow down It’s gonna go Down Were you down with Let Your Backbone Slide outside of Canada? It’s our favourite – a throwdown is brewing. And this time it’s not about reality show skanks but two starry adversaries pitted against each By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 05:36 am
B-tchFace Sweethearts are bitches With the exception of Sandra Bullock, consider Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and of course the biggest one Julia Roberts. The blondeness, the friendness, the big smile, they are misleading, non? But this isn’t new, that Julia is all about Julia, that Julia is better, above it, and over it. By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 04:52 am
Girly Throw Downs Lea Michele knows Jessica Biel We’ll get to the poseharding Try in a minute. But first... Let’s enjoy some bitchass amazingness from Lea Michele who gave an interview to the Hollywood Reporter recently and revealed that the Glee producers are saving Justin Timberlake for the all important post Super Bowl episode. Then came By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 04:01 am
Gorgessity Halle in September The September Issue. Arguably the most important issue. And Halle Berry on the cover. Or, as she would say, a “woman of colour” on the cover: "What that means for a woman of color and what that means in the fashion world, what that means to pop culture, there By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 03:20 am
Harry Potter 100 days is still too long It’s meant to tell us that we’re closer...but goddamn, it still feels like a long stretch: yesterday marked 100 days until the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, the beginning of the end. Of course right now however, it’s time to market By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 02:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews RDJ and a new piece Robert Downey Jr is in London. He was photographed leaving Guy Ritchie’s house today. Guy Ritchie meanwhile was photographed last night after dinner with his new piece. It’s too hot for me to bother with knowing her name and, frankly, do we have to? I’m all Snooked By Lainey • Aug 11, 2010 09:36 am