Famewhores The Whitewash is the “most read” If you go to People.com, at press time the “most read” article is about the Italian Queen and her revelations to Italian Vanity Fair about life with George Clooney. Bristol Palin dumping Levi Johnston will probably overtake Elisabetta but the point is, the MiniVan is reading The WhiteWash. And By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 10:02 am
Martha Plimpton It’s the automatic association And this isn’t meant as any disrespect to Martha Plimpton who is doing good work and has a new Fox TV show with Cloris Leachman premiering after Glee in September called Raising Hope and has been nominated for 3 Tony Awards and deserves to be recognised in her own By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 09:33 am
Weekly Live Blog Weekly Live Blog - Tuesday, August 3, 2010 There were some comedic moments in Salt too, non? The Weekly Live Blog comes to you from Vegas this week as I’m at once trying to avoid and irresistibly drawn to the skank trash titty action parading down at the pool. Speaking of which, we should discuss further this By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 08:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews But will there be a story? Well... it’s a Michael Bay movie. Transformers 3 continues to shoot in Chicago – here’s Shia LaBeouf in a suit taking a break on set yesterday. So cute. Also Patrick Dempsey and Shia earlier in July and on the weekend shooting a post-destruction scene. They have similar hair, non? By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 07:01 am
Gorgessity Nicole & Joel are OK Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed hand in hand on the way to an art show yesterday. Aside from their Twitter correspondence, which has been regular and unremarkable, the two have kept it quiet as a couple and then of course Star Magazine reported that Joel was cheating on By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 06:00 am
Eva Mendes The King of Comedy Written by Sarah The first time I saw Will Ferrell was at a comedy showcase in Los Angeles. Ten stand-ups, me included, were invited to perform for an industry crowd. TV execs, studio reps, and agents were the only invitees--the absolute worst crowd a comic could ever go in front By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 05:33 am
Aging Gorgessity Prospera is busy Have a look at Helen Mirren yesterday on the New York set of Arthur starring Russell Brand. She plays his nanny or something. Now that is not a Lara Flynn Boyle face, is it? I see age on that face. A LOT of age. And is age a bad thing? By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 04:34 am
Smutty Surgery How does this happen? Seven years ago, Lara Flynn Boyle was parading around on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards in a tutu skinny as f-ck and denying there were problems. Now? Her face is falling down. Like literally sagging off her bones. From the weight of whatever it is that she’ By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 04:09 am
Winona Ryder Winona’s day off Maybe it’s growing up when she was at the height of her fame, whenever there’s a Winona Ryder sighting, I always care. She was photographed in New York yesterday, shopping, out and about, maybe that’s her boyfriend, and she looks alright, all things considered, and certainly MUCH By Lainey • Aug 03, 2010 03:37 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s love pattern F-ck. And I was hoping this time that it would be different. I’m a stupid bitch, I guess. Because my Porny, well, she has her love patterns. And she never breaks them. What happens is that Jessica Simpson falls for men she perceives to be superior. Some were even By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 07:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession I am not my brother Casey Affleck’s messy legal battle is getting worse. Another lady who worked on the set of his Joaquin Phoenix doc is suing him for being a sexual freak, allegedly sneaking up on her in the middle of the night and getting into bed and demanding to sleep with her. By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:54 am
BFFs No Italian Queen to make coffee Amidst a scandal in Italy that has the Italian Queen linked cocaine use and prostitution, George Clooney was spotted in Milan today shooting yet another commercial for Nespresso. I’ve attached a couple below but go to YouTube and they’re all over the network. That useless Camilla Belle is By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 06:19 am
Maple Leaf Drizzy plays home and brings friends Drake performed at the Molson Amphitheatre last night in hometown Toronto. "I love this city with my entire life.” It was the last stop on his Away From Home tour and he was joined onstage by Rick Ross, Fabolous, Young Jeezy, Kardinal Offishall and... Well can you imagine the By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 05:34 am
Weddings Weekend Weddings All around the world I suppose. And of course for celebrities too. I liked Chelsea Clinton’s dress. Don’t love, but like more than I thought I would. Also...wedding thinnification? I hope Alicia Keys will be happy for a long time. I hope their baby arrives safely. I By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 05:12 am
Kate Beckinsale Kate Beckinsale’s free time Written by Sarah His name is Michael Sheen. You know him, he’s That Guy—that guy from that movie with Helen Mirren (or That Guy from 30 Rock, or That Guy from that movie about Nixon, or That Guy from those vampire/werewolf movies—either set, he’s in By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 04:52 am
Book Review Emma, Dexter and my Summer Book List It’s Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew. And it really, really is, non? Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess were photographed in Edinburgh this weekend working on One Day. Look at them them! They totally ARE! Jim’s hair. He’s gorgeous. Like so much. And Annie’s clothes, the way By Lainey • Aug 02, 2010 04:39 am