Hook Ups Her date is making me crazy Because I’ve seen him in a movie, or a tv show, as a supporting supporting player, and I can’t place it. Have been thinking about it all morning and I can’t place it. Can you place it? I don’t need his name. I just need to By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 05:45 am
Douchebags Midlife Cock kills The Beaver The midlife cock belongs to Mel Gibson for obvious reasons. The Beaver is the title of his upcoming film, directed by Jodie Foster, originally planned for release in October. That is until this week, when Radar published excerpts from recordings of an abusive argument alleged to involve Gibson and his By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 05:05 am
Movie Reviews and Previews They could be in West Egg Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson were on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday and appeared to be shooting a fancy party scene which could be a fancy party scene from The Great Gatsby, and not only because of the era. Reese has long been spoken of as a possible By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 04:19 am
Britney Spears Chicken Fried fresh summer crazy Sweet Jesus Lord, what the F-CK is happening here? Chicken Fried Britney hit up a Starbucks yesterday with her bodyguard and decided to dress up for the occasion. Her weave cooperated as well. And for some reason, she was extra animated on the way to the car in the parking, By Lainey • Jul 02, 2010 03:31 am
Jude Law Crying Bitch and Crying Men Remember when Chris Brown cried during his Michael Jackson tribute at the BET Awards on Sunday and made the moment entirely about HIM? Well according to Us Weekly it was all planned from the get. The magazine cites sources who say that right before performing Man in the Mirror, Brown’ By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 05:25 am
Break Ups Happily Separated Robin Wright was seen in New York yesterday shopping with daughter Dylan. Looks like they were having a great time. Dylan’s dad of course is Sean Penn from whom Robin is separated, this time she says for good. This must be why he told Vanity Fair last month that By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 04:43 am
Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone Material Girl at True Blue 24 This is Madonna at Macy’s in New York promoting Material Girl, her new fashion line for teens inspired by daughter Lola. As you can see, Madge covered up in a leather jacket and gloves, part for style, certainly, but it also seems that as she ages, she’s becoming By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 04:07 am
Maple Leaf On Canada Day Seems fitting to open with a Canadian. Jason Priestley was photographed yesterday in Toluca Lake and from this distance, underneath those shades, he could still be Brandon Walsh. Looks good, right? Jason is returning to television soon having just booked a guest-starring role on the new series Scoundrels on ABC. By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 03:50 am
John Mayer Help me settle a bet Jacek was wearing his hair longer through 2008 and 2009. Before then no one thought he looked like John Mayer. Then it got shaggy and suddenly some people started pointing out the resemblance. I don’t see a resemblance. But I have colleagues who insist on it. All night at By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 09:00 am
Lauryn Hill On Ms Hill Post by Duana Yesterday wasn't supposed to be anything special - except for recovering from a laaaaaaate post-Smut-Soiree night. When I've stayed up too late I feel fine in the morning - it's 3 PM that absolutely kills me. I feel like my face By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 08:00 am
Renee Zellweger Renee & Coop: the inseparable summer They were in New York, they spent time in Mexico last week, now they’re back New York, spotted en route to a show last night on Broadway. Right now Renee and Coop are inseparable lovers. If I were Bradley Cooper’s inseparable lover I would be happy as sh-t. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 05:48 am
S.M.U.T. 2010 Part 3 And more photos of you on the carpet. Thanks so much for coming, making it so memorable, for reading my blog, for bitching me out when my sh-t is unbearable, for your emails and your tweets, for sending pictures of your children, your pets, for your shout-outs, and mostly or By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 05:22 am
Maple Leaf S.M.U.T. 2010 Part 2 Have received emails from many of you asking about my neon pink nail polish and clothes from Monday. The polish is Essie. The shoes are called “Devin Buckle Platform” from L.A.M.B. “Devin Buckle Platform” and the dress is Alexander McQueen. I had just bought both from the By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 05:14 am
S.M.U.T. Wrap-up Part 1 The rain stayed away for our 5th annual SMUT Soiree even though the forecast was calling for a few showers. The showers came 90 minutes before the event. And then for the rest of the evening it stayed clear. Which is great. Because the venue was spectacular. As were all By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 05:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Drew’s dress, Drew’s chemistry This is Drew Barrymore all flowered up leaving a photo shoot in New York yesterday. The photo shoot was presumably to promote her upcoming movie Going the Distance co-starring her real-life boyfriend Justin Long. Have you seen the trailer? I’m into the music. I’m kinda into the concept. By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 03:31 am
Maple Leaf Air Drake Virgin just launched flights from Toronto to LA and Toronto to San Francisco. To publicise the new routes, Virgin head Richard Branson invited Drake along for the ride, arriving home in Toronto yesterday on Air Drake. Air Drake as you know had the top album last week in sales but By Lainey • Jun 30, 2010 02:55 am