Quiveration Jakey will calm you There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey, I am a long time reader. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 08:09 am
Girlcrushes The Best Sandra Bullock. There’s no other way to say it. Sandy was a surprise guest last night at the Nashville benefit concert to raise money for flood victims, with a guitar strapped around her, teasing that she was about to perform before introducing Faith Hill who spearheaded the effort with By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 07:44 am
Maple Leaf Summer in Europe For Cory Monteith it’s not a bad way to spend the summer after a life changing year so far. Cory is currently in Monte Carlo shooting a movie called Monte Carlo in Paris with Leighton Meester and Selena Gomez said to be a romantic comedy about a girls’ trip By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 05:16 am
Sit DOWN Art falls Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 04:36 am
Katie Holmes Why is handholding so complicated? These two, on a date to see Denzel Washington in “Fences” last night, with their presentations and their chivalry, it’s all great for the Princess types but for bitches like me it just looks so f-ckin’ complicated. Their hands, and the manoeuvring, and the repositioning, can you walk independently By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 03:59 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s jeans & NKOTB My Porny was in New York yesterday with her ma to present her new line Jessica Simpson Jeanswear. She already makes a sh-tload of money from her shoe and accessory line (her shoes are actually not bad at all for the price point), and at recommended retail of just $20-$ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 03:27 am
Maple Leaf Almost Canadian Hilary Duff is engaged to one. And she’s training with him with another. Here she is with fiancé Mike Comrie and Harley Pasternak, both Canadian, after a workout today. Looks great. Really really tight legs, not too thin, not too thick, perfect. Harley trained me for segment recently on By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 12:32 pm
George Clooney George in Italy and cussing But not at the same time. George Clooney was photographed in Italy today for reshoots on The American today. It’s like he heard me calling. Because I wanted to post the video below of him cussing at the Spike Penis Awards a few weeks ago but didn’t have By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 09:16 am
Quiveration Eminem loves Lainey Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 08:15 am
Blind Riddles CheapAssNess Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 07:34 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart: corsets and hair ties Kristen Stewart and Tom Cruise Jr were in Stockholm today to promote Twilight Eclipse. Thanks God she’s rid herself of that weave. Leave that tacky ass sh-t to Ashley Greene. Love the corset detail on this dress. Love even more the hair tie around her wrist. On a more By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:44 am
Gorgessity Wonky eyes and glasses As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:14 am
Quiveration Young, hot and English Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. (And By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:07 am
Girlcrushes Salma on her ranch and her snakes It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 04:15 am
Bad Style This must be his “director” hair David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 03:25 am
Rachel Bilson Next: Rachel Bilson Amanda Bynes announced her retirement on Twitter this weekend, saving money from using a publicist. "Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I' By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 10:45 am
