Media Manipulation The Jolie in DC: not very exciting Angelina Jolie and the cast of Salt were in Washington DC today for the junket. Salt opens on July 23. I hear tracking hasn’t been great. But I also hear no one counts out the Jolie. And will the Jolie show up at Comic-Con the day before Salt hits By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 10:38 am
Hook Ups How Porny is discreet Now we’re in a f-ckin’ hurry. A week ago no one knew about my Porny Simpson and her new boyfriend Eric Johnson. Then TMZ broke it on Monday. By Wednesday Us Weekly had them on the cover. And photos of them in Florida suddenly emerged as he took her By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 08:54 am
Edward Norton Edward & Anton Edward Norton was appointed the UN Goodwill Ambassador for Biodiversity yesterday in New York. Norton has been “green” for a while now, and I am resisting the urge to make a Hulk reference here but I guess I’ve failed. Remember when Edward Norton dated Salma Hayek? I want you By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 07:00 am
Dev Patel I think we’re through At least until The Last Airbender has been purged. I am a fickle bitch, as you know, especially when it comes to quiver. Just the smallest, smallest aberration, it’s enough to kill it forever. Especially when it’s a young actor without a strong foundation, without history, without a By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 05:57 am
Douchebags On Predators I know your immediate reaction. Mine too when I heard they were making it last summer. But it doesn’t suck. In fact, I think it’s pretty good. Not without its problems, certainly, but definitely rather watchable. And a possible franchise for Adrien Brody...? Would you ever have imagined? By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 05:41 am
Ebola Victims Is it out of your system? Leonardo DiCaprio fraternised with Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton thus destroying Germany’s hopes at a World Cup title. Warner Bros is hoping that that’s the extent of their star’s Ebola infection. And that it is no longer contagious. Because of course they’re hoping for a hit with By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 03:57 am
Girly Throw Downs Girl Sh-t in Paris Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. Does it get better in Paris? Michelle, Duana, and I have had stupid schedules the last several months which have f-cked our Gossip Girl chats. But we were all going meh on the show anyway. Michelle however sent this over yesterday wondering if it By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 03:25 am
Intro for Jul 09, 2010 Dear Gossips, Sick time is movie time. Old ones you haven't seen for years that appreciate over time. Or are still so bad they're even better when the fever makes you trippy. Legends of the Fall came on yesterday. Holy f-ck Brad Pitt. It was of By Lainey • Jul 09, 2010 03:01 am
Twilight Now he’s saving puppies His hair cut has helped a lot, and now Robert Pattinson is rescuing puppies on the set of his next movie Water for Elephants – is this a campaign?!? And it looks like a Jack Russell Terrier too, not some designer canine butterfly so, yes, of course this is hot. Dog By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 08:51 am
Girlcrushes Tami Taylor FINALLY gets some love And Eric Taylor too. And Friday Night Lights. We’re going into our final season and the TV Academy, at long last, has acknowledged one of the best shows, if not THE best show, of a generation. A show you aren’t watching because you’re too busy with those By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 07:44 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s new cover! My Porny landed the cover of a tabloid and it has nothing to do with high waisted jeans or getting urinated on! I’m so proud. This of course is all about her new boyfriend and former NFL player Eric Johnson. Johnson filed for divorce in January. He met Jessica By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 06:46 am
Gorgessity GOOP gets Vogue Anna Wintour loves Gwyneth Paltrow. And she doesn’t give a sh-t if Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t sell. She keeps putting my G on the cover year after year. G is Anna’s kind of girl. And G has landed yet another Vogue – August 2010 – but this time Gwyneth is By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 06:01 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Marion & Owen Shooting Woody Allen’s upcoming Midnight in Paris, the director’s latest muse having moved on from London and Barcelona. It’s easier for him to work in Europe now. And it’s quite the cast. In addition to Marion Cotillard and Owen Wilson, the film will star Kathy Bates, By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 05:06 am
Dumbass Crank tweets: the human rights violation Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out By Lainey • Jul 08, 2010 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Baby makes 5 Sam Taylor-Wood and boyfriend Aaron Johnson had their baby today, a girl. Taylor-Wood has two daughters from a previous marriage bringing the child total to 3. That’s quite the brood, a 5 person family, considering their relationship is just over a year old and Aaron recently turned 20. The By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 10:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Photo Assumption the Civility Elle Macpherson had babies with Arpad (Arki) Busson. Then they broke up. A few years later Arki started up with Uma Thurman. They were engaged, called it off, but are still together. Yesterday all 3 were spotted at Hyde Park for the children, civilised and classy and gracious. Oh boo. By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 07:16 am
