Shia LaBeouf Shia for Samantha Received a well timed email yesterday from Sam who may have to defer acceptance to grad school in England, is stuck on jury duty all week, and needs a Shia LaBeouf pick-me-up. Hooker, it’s like he heard you. And I DO care. And I am very, very, very honoured By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 06:23 am
Ebola Victims Will you blame Leo? Ebola Paris Hilton was arrested then released for pot possession in South Africa. To celebrate its freedom, it ended up partying with Leonardo DiCaprio per Page Six. They were in Cape Town and hit up a club and had tables side by side, hanging out all night, having also travelled By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 05:03 am
Media Manipulation Jolie Fontrum It’s her new interview with Parade. Parade is always safe. Parade is probably more safe than People. With Parade it’s straight up celebrity ass eating. Which is disappointing in this case because my Jolie is an asskicker who can more than hold her own in an interview and By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 04:28 am
Amazingness TOMZINHO! Apparently it means “Little Tom”, gifted to Tom Cruise in Rio de Janeiro last night at the Brazilian premiere of Knight & Day. He doesn’t look thrilled about it. Or maybe that’s just his box office. As you already know, Knight & Day has underperformed, still not able By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 03:46 am
Colin Farrell Um, you are killing my quiver Well you’ve proved it. You’ve proved that bad hair can destroy even the most potent quiver. Even YOUR quiver, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I know you’re in costume for your new movie Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston. I know you’re probably really enjoying being an unattractive, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 12:48 pm
Lindsay Lohan See you at the club tonight? First off... I LOVE TMZ. Because was the best sh-t I’ve seen in weeks. From that hardass prosecutor who would not relent, to Judge Revel who gave it to her in the end, and of course courtesy of Lindsay Lohan herself, and the tears, and the wailing... The wailing! By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 12:29 pm
Maple Leaf Vampire conventions These vampire conventions are everywhere. Just one season old, Vampire Diaries is popular enough to have a travelling convention. And the stars of the show were at the convention in Australia yesterday to solicit the all important international audience. This is where a lot of the money comes from – overseas By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 10:44 am
Smutty Surgery New crank lips for court Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 09:33 am
Amazingness On Furious Love Celebrity book excerpts are often the best parts of the book so that when you actually sit down to read the book, you find that you’ve already read the only parts worth reading. I worried that this would be the case with Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 09:18 am
Movie Live Blog – Tuesday, July 6, 2010 So we’re live blogging for half an hour and we’re considering making this a weekly. Will try it out with comments today, see how it flies. Please don’t be offended if your comment doesn’t make it through. There may be too many of them to post. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 07:57 am
Style Posh & Becks: summertime schedule Victoria Beckham arrived at Heathrow today in a cuuuuute pink dress with blue bows and matching blue big heels. Always matching. She doesn’t know how to not match right. Strangeness is afoot with these Beckhams lately, non? She and David are apart for most of the summer so far, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 06:02 am
Try Jared Leto is TRYING So f-cking hard. Even the Jessica Alba seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 05:29 am
Gossip Girl Boring Blake is important in Paris Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 04:37 am
Maple Leaf Everyone is jizzing over Inception Media screenings are happening this week. Everyone coming out of Inception is jerking off over Christopher Nolan’s latest brilliance. Like, everyone. And just in time too. Inception opens July 16 following a smartly paced, cleverly strategised marketing campaign that teased just enough and not too much and as such, By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 04:06 am
BFFs G prefers B As posted yesterday, Madonna and her kids and her boyfriend Jesus were sidestage for the Jay-Z performance at the Wireless Festival in London the other day – click here for a refresher. Kelly Osbourne and her boyfriend were also part of the VIP contingent close enough to breathe on the Jigga. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2010 03:25 am
Style Studded headbands Rihanna played Vancouver last night to kick off the North American leg of her Last Girl on Earth tour. She arrived on Saturday casually dressed by her standards but still working a killer studded headband. Love it. I thought it was leather at first but upon closer inspection it appears By Lainey • Jul 05, 2010 09:25 am
