Gorgessity Freida flies in, Freida flies out Freida Pinto flew in to Vancouver the other day for a quick pre-production visit and flew right back out, seen here at the airport on the weekend. She’ll be back soon enough to begin work on Rise of the Apes with James Franco. Jesus she is beautiful. Hope she By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 10:00 am
Quiveration Sad Becks is coming home To Posh and her new extensions. A helpless David Beckham watched on the sideline as his team was defeated by the Germans yesterday in South Africa. There was a disallowed goal that was so f-cking a goal. And that totally changed the dynamic of the game. And it made Becks By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 08:39 am
Girlcrushes Emma on video SO f-cking cute I can’t stand it. These are the visuals that make me want to be 20 again. On an unforgettable full day date in New York with that boy who gives you the wind tunnels in your stomach. Emma Watson is dating George Craig. He fronts a By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 07:53 am
Clown Ashley Greene needs some tough love Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 07:44 am
Amazingness The ass of a Queen An Italian Queen. THE Italian Queen. She's in her homeland living the George Clooney life for the summer, vacationing at his annual retreat in Lake Como, boating with the girls the other day in a bikini, showing off her tight ass, a crazy ass. Perhaps that's By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 05:45 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson next move Robert Pattinson took a meeting with Jeffrey Katzenberg this weekend. As you know, Pattinson’s huge profile is entirely based on his role as Edward Cullen in the massively popular Twilight series. And Jeffrey Katzenberg doesn’t do small either. No, Katzenberg specialises in big. Big animation. What’s the By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:58 am
Gorgessity The Jolie gorgessity Anna Wintour once said of Angelina Jolie, when trying to choose which photo to use for a Vogue cover, that “this girl doesn’t take a bad picture”. The Jolie gorgessity is on full display this month in the new issue of Vanity Fair. They propped her tits up for By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 04:00 am
Parent Pimps Smith obsession It’s all of it. It’s Jaden Smith’s star turn. It’s Willow Smith’s adorable steeze. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith’s crazy ass legs in a onesie...? Right now am totally obsessed with the Family Smith. Here they are last night, minus Will and Trey, at By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:26 am
Quiveration Chris Brown can eat their sh-t In an auditorium full of world class entertainers, Chris Brown tried to usurp the occasion by trumping the rest. Well, he can eat their sh-t. You’ve already seen the amazingness of the Prince tribute, but Brown’s tears also took a back row seat to performances by Kanye West, By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 03:12 am
Sit DOWN John Legend’s face says it all They panned to John Legend following Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson last night at the BET Awards. You know he was suppressing one giant eye roll. No doubt, Chris Brown is an electrifying performer. His imitation dancing was undeniably entertaining. His moves last night were totally mesmerising. But By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 02:28 am
Parent Pimps On Jaden Smith Came across this article the other day about the Jaden Smith backlash - have you heard? He's just 11. So of course it's mean. But it's an interesting dilemma. Because Jaden of course is being put out there to be profited from. In that By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 07:23 am
Break Ups A denial over nothing David Beckham has been in South Africa supporting the English side through the World Cup. Can’t wait for the game against Germany on Sunday. Victoria Beckham is with their children in England. They’ve been apart for weeks. So UK gossips, always the bastion of reliability, decided to monger By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 06:07 am
Bad Style The First Couple of Twi-Hard They camped out for days. They rubbed their tits together with no showers waiting to get their Hearts Robbed. And he did not disappoint. Kristen Stewart however, well, as a fan of her sartorial selections most of the time, this was not her best. That’s two for two on By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 05:40 am
Famewhores The obvious Ashley Greene So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:53 am
Girlcrushes Cate from head to toe Want her boots and the way she’s wearing them with her jeans without making her legs look stubby, and the pea coat, and the green sweater underneath the peacoat and very, very much want her hair. If I had the balls I would cut my hair like her hair. By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 04:15 am
Harry Potter Festival Emma At Glastonbury today hanging with friends, enjoying a cold drink, she’s 20 and she’s celebrating her summer off, the way she should be in tall boots and snatch-safe shorts and a steezy corset to complete the look – so cute, so fresh, so young, so normal, as normal as By Lainey • Jun 25, 2010 03:38 am
