Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
Style Saoirse in green and as Katniss? Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top of By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 07:28 am
Bad Style These pictures are not for the fickle We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 05:30 am
Bad Style Maybe not in photos? I wonder if these pants look better in person than in photos. The camera widens. It’s horribly inhumane. And unforgiving. And our Porny, she has so little margin for error. I know because I am the same. I have short stubby legs and wide shoulders. So maybe these pants By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:53 am
Dumbass Robo’s expensive sh-t I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 04:14 am
Hook Ups JGL + Devon Aoki A lot of people think she’s weird looking. I think she’s amazing looking. SO exquisitely beautiful. And she’s now reportedly dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Both Devon Aoki and JGL were at the Bing party earlier this week in LA and Page Six reports that they were all over By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:44 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOP & Madge & Posh In April reports surfaced that Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna had broken up. Again a couple of weeks ago, Us Magazine posted an exclusive that G was jealous of M and that the two are no longer friends. Both times I noted that this was not possible. As you know, I By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 03:24 am
Dumbass The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. "Comedy By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 09:38 am
Quiveration Jakey will calm you There was a quake today measuring 5.5 in Central Canada affecting parts of Ontario and Quebec and some northern areas of the US. The earth is so mad as us right now. Really, really mad. Just received this email from Natasha W: Lainey, I am a long time reader. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 08:09 am
Girlcrushes The Best Sandra Bullock. There’s no other way to say it. Sandy was a surprise guest last night at the Nashville benefit concert to raise money for flood victims, with a guitar strapped around her, teasing that she was about to perform before introducing Faith Hill who spearheaded the effort with By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 07:44 am
Maple Leaf Summer in Europe For Cory Monteith it’s not a bad way to spend the summer after a life changing year so far. Cory is currently in Monte Carlo shooting a movie called Monte Carlo in Paris with Leighton Meester and Selena Gomez said to be a romantic comedy about a girls’ trip By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 05:16 am
Sit DOWN Art falls Lady Gaga arrived at Heathrow today in full costume and ended up bailing on her face in front of photographers. It’s the price you pay. And certainly she knows it, and so in her mind, this would be considered a flawed performance. Or perhaps the falling is the performance. By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 04:36 am
Katie Holmes Why is handholding so complicated? These two, on a date to see Denzel Washington in “Fences” last night, with their presentations and their chivalry, it’s all great for the Princess types but for bitches like me it just looks so f-ckin’ complicated. Their hands, and the manoeuvring, and the repositioning, can you walk independently By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 03:59 am
Jessica Simpson Porny’s jeans & NKOTB My Porny was in New York yesterday with her ma to present her new line Jessica Simpson Jeanswear. She already makes a sh-tload of money from her shoe and accessory line (her shoes are actually not bad at all for the price point), and at recommended retail of just $20-$ By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 03:27 am
Maple Leaf Almost Canadian Hilary Duff is engaged to one. And she’s training with him with another. Here she is with fiancé Mike Comrie and Harley Pasternak, both Canadian, after a workout today. Looks great. Really really tight legs, not too thin, not too thick, perfect. Harley trained me for segment recently on By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 12:32 pm
George Clooney George in Italy and cussing But not at the same time. George Clooney was photographed in Italy today for reshoots on The American today. It’s like he heard me calling. Because I wanted to post the video below of him cussing at the Spike Penis Awards a few weeks ago but didn’t have By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 09:16 am
