Quiveration Eminem loves Lainey Not me. Too bad. But he does love Lainey, his daughter. He has three daughters, Haili, Whitney, and Lainey. Whitney and Lainey were adopted and not much more is known about this because Em keeps his sh-t tight. So while we will never hold hands, at the very least I By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 08:15 am
Blind Riddles CheapAssNess Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 07:34 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart: corsets and hair ties Kristen Stewart and Tom Cruise Jr were in Stockholm today to promote Twilight Eclipse. Thanks God she’s rid herself of that weave. Leave that tacky ass sh-t to Ashley Greene. Love the corset detail on this dress. Love even more the hair tie around her wrist. On a more By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:44 am
Gorgessity Wonky eyes and glasses As noted by Jacek, I have a wonk eye too. And there’s nothing subtle about it, also more noticeable when I wear glasses. Wish I could wear glasses all the time, but it’s simply not practical. Duana had the laser surgery a few years ago and it changed By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:14 am
Quiveration Young, hot and English Written by Sarah Lainey likes ’em young, but I usually don’t. I like my men just that way—men, not boys. Give me big and strapping dudes on motorcycles or running with their dogs, not pale and willowy elves frolicking through the park with their hair swept forward. (And By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:07 am
Girlcrushes Salma on her ranch and her snakes It was the most wonderfully awkward interview. Dave does that thing he’s so good at doing – he mocks her but also adores her, and he doesn’t understand her, but he really isn’t trying either, and as a result, her amazingness was allowed to flourish for us all. By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 04:15 am
Bad Style This must be his “director” hair David Schwimmer showed up with fiancée Zoe Buckman last night at the Public Theatre’s Annual Gala in New York wearing an overgrown middle-aged shag like some kind of aging hipster artiste who wants us to know he’s still down. Schwimmer, you see, is a proper director now. He By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 03:25 am
Rachel Bilson Next: Rachel Bilson Amanda Bynes announced her retirement on Twitter this weekend, saving money from using a publicist. "Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I' By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 10:45 am
Salma Hayek Will she talk about the Snake? Must watch Letterman tonight. Because Salma, she’s the guest. And it’ll be her first interview since the amazing snake incident. I still can’t think about that video without laughing outwardly often at the most inappropriate times. Salma no doubt is visiting Dave to promote Grown Ups with By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 10:19 am
Justin Timberlake Pipsqueak wears white and a possible hit Justin Timberlake spent last week travelling the Middle East and Europe on Givenchy, promoting his new fragrance for women called Play, seen here at the Atlantis Hotel in a sassy white suit, a double buckle pair of shoes, and overgrown stubble. Because Pippy is a MAN. And Pippy the “actor” By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 08:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jonah Hexed Written by Sarah Do you believe in voodoo? I do. Call it superstition, karma, witchcraft, bad juju. I believe that “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.” And I walked right into a black magic trap over the weekend. I went By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 08:05 am
Style Simon borrows from the GMD The shoes. Simon Cowell was working out some Tom Cruise leather lifts upon arrival at the X Factor auditions in London today. All he wears are ratty t-shirts to show off a rather mediocre chest but he cares enough for a pair of heels so that they won’t think By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 05:57 am
George Clooney She can totally act The Italian Queen has a guest-starring role on Leverage. Not because she’s dating George Clooney but because she’s clearly the Italian Kate Winslet, every line delivered with such conviction, every nuance layered with tension. Brilliant, non? If I’m Jessica Biel I’m hoping I can follow Elisabetta By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 05:24 am
Amazingness Anna like Mimi? As you know, Mariah Carey is barely capable of walking and standing up by herself. If she could, she would go through life being carried everywhere. On several occasions she’s made this happen. One of my favourite stories of all time is when Mimi was attending some kind of By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 04:59 am
Parent Pimps Miley with haircut hosts the MMVAs As a Canadian I might be biased but you ask the artists and they’d all agree too – there is no event like the MuchMusic Video Awards for fan enthusiasm and engagement. It’s a block party for teens. And it attracts the top teen talent year after year because By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 04:38 am
Amazingness NKOTB + BSB That’s what happened this weekend in New York. The New Kids were performing. They sang a Backstreet Boys song, then the Backstreet Boys joined them onstage, then the Backstreet Boys sang alone, then they all sang together and jumped around the stage and you can imagine how the fans By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 03:16 am
