Baby and Bump Obsession Happy Birthday but not Father’s Day How was your Father’s Day? Did you call your dad? I called my dad in Toronto, promised to take him out for dinner when we’re in town next week, and had dinner last night with Jacek’s dad over proper Polish blood sausages topped off with a cigar. By Lainey • Jun 21, 2010 02:56 am
Mark Ruffalo The one that won’t suck Mark Harris wrote a great article in the last issue of Entertainment Weekly about the piss poor offering at the movies this year. As in quality. This is not about the box office, this is about good films. And there haven’t been many. So few that How to Train By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 11:59 am
Quiveration Friday Firth! How about this to start the weekend? Colin Firth accepted the Taormina Arte Award last night at the Taormina Film Fest 2010 in Italy accompanied by his wife Livia. You think he gave his speech in Italian? He probably gave his speech in Italian. You know he speaks Italian right? By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 09:00 am
Dumbass Her Birthday > Father’s Day Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia. Her sister Antonia was married a while ago and the celebration is this weekend. Here she is in a sateen jump suit attending a family dinner. Nicole and Sunday Rose made the trip without Keith Urban who is touring. Her birthday is Sunday. The By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 08:24 am
Quiveration Jakey at the finals & Maggie’s breasts Jake Gyllenhaal hit up Game 7 between the Celtics and the Lakers last night along with several other celebrities to watch LA triumph at home over Boston. We watched it last night at Nascar and Dylan was choked. As you can see, Jakey isn’t shaving now that he’s By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 07:17 am
S.M.U.T.: one more thing Sorry... forgot to mention re S.M.U.T.: Tickets sold out very fast in previous years and there were many people who were not able to come. I don’t mean to rush you but we are expecting the same result this year and I really look forward to By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 07:07 am
Quiveration Jackson and the animals We are dogsitting for a friend this weekend. He’s a westie called Bolt and he was dropped off to Jacek yesterday, totally freaked out and feeling abandoned by his owners. Which is why he promptly had a pee and two sh-ts on our carpet. Thanks God I’m not By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 06:27 am
S.M.U.T. 2010 It’s the 5th anniversary! Thanks to our title Sponsor the Bay for helping to make this possible. We will gossip. A lot. We will enjoy adult beverages... responsibly. We will hear from an insider and talk sh-t about celebrities. ARE YOU COMING??? When June 28th, 6:30pm arrivals, smut By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 05:13 am
Quiveration Sharlto Copley has a girlfriend Sarah probably won’t be too happy about this. Sharlto Copley arrived at LAX yesterday with his girlfriend Jeanne-Melanie Haasbroek. Didn’t know he had a girlfriend. Don’t know much about him at all. After all, District 9 was his first time in front of the camera. Before that By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:38 am
Smutty Surgery Her pretend face at the premiere Megan Fox’s weird pretend face was looking more weird and pretend than ever last night at the Hollywood premiere of Jonah Hex. Something about how flat the hair is on top, and the shape of her hair, it’s not a flattering look, it’s kinda like an alien By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:20 am
Parent Pimps Lilo tests clean? Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have By Lainey • Jun 18, 2010 04:05 am
LeAnn Rimes You have to eat your sh-t for a while LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian destroyed their marriages to be together. If it’s worth it, you have to eat it. You have to eat the sh-t for a while. Willingly. And you don’t f-cking complain, and you don’t turn yourself into a victim, because you got what By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 10:22 am
Kristen Stewart Twi-Hards victimise Emma Roberts So Emma Roberts was on The Tonight Show the same night as Robert Pattinson. Pattinson actually stayed in the chair for the second interview. I like this. I like a lot of about him this week. Drunk from too much Butterbeer? Anyway, Jay Leno begins his interview with Emma by By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 09:41 am
Style I’m convinced Tilda does this on purpose Written by Sarah From Kristen Stewart’s easy breezy steeze to Tilda Swinton’s what-the -f*ck-ever-this-is, it’s my day for fashion posts I guess. It’s because I wrote about Chris Evans and made fun of Zefron the other day. This is how Lainey puts me in my By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 09:29 am
Tori Spelling Bad combination Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:32 am
Girlcrushes The Kristen Stewart Style Book Written by Sarah This is how it’s done when you’re young and you’re fun. After a somewhat rough month in the media—first the Vogue kerfuffle then the controversial comments in Elle thing—Stewart, the actress who is supposed to be so dour and grim, bounced right By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:17 am
