Mischa Barton Ok we’ll call it even Two years ago this past Monday, Mischa Barton bailed on her own red carpet and screwed up our night. As such, we hit the Croisette 2 hours earlier than we had originally intended, during peak evening hours, and I broke my elbow on the way to the bar. Balls. Back By Lainey • May 19, 2010 03:27 am
Zac Efron LipGloss is bloody Zac Efron and Amanda Crew continued to work on reshoots for Charlie St Cloud yesterday, filming what looks to be a post-accident/altercation scene in Vancouver. Meanwhile Kim Basinger arrived in town, was photographed at the airport before reporting for duty on the set. Great skin. As posted earlier this By Lainey • May 19, 2010 03:05 am
Cannes 2010 Johnny & Vanessa come for Karl There was a Chanel party last night. And while many celebrities were in Monaco for the World Music Awards, Karl confirmed the only celebrity who mattered in the South of France – if Johnny Depp comes to your event, your event is made. Johnny was with Vanessa who of course is By Lainey • May 19, 2010 02:54 am
Quiveration Kisses Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound By Lainey • May 18, 2010 09:39 am
Gorgessity Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:48 am
Style Kate & Naomi: two black dresses Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:24 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Dialogue not important Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no By Lainey • May 18, 2010 07:01 am
Maple Leaf We get it, you’re the star Now it’s just funny. Now it’s just become pure entertainment. Every Monday, let’s watch Lea Michele TRY. It’s upfront season. TV people parade their wares. Yesterday at the Fox upfronts, the stars of Glee were trotted out in front of industry folks all in service of By Lainey • May 18, 2010 06:22 am
Clown Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Quiveration Jakey’s getting closer To the Freebie 5. It’s not that he’s not deserving. Please. You saw that video I posted last week, didn’t you? Click here if you missed it. The best two minutes of Jakey G in a long, long time. So it’s not because I’m denying By Lainey • May 18, 2010 04:43 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s disappearing Vogue cover Written by Sarah A couple months ago Lainey broke the news that Kristen Stewart would be getting a solo Vogue cover. For a while, everything seemed to be going along nicely. There were discussions about photographers; Testino and Demarchelier were mentioned, and Demarchelier ended up photographing her. But then some By Lainey • May 18, 2010 04:36 am
Quiveration Sneaking in for Javier Javier Bardem walked the carpet last night at the Biutiful gala with director Alejandro Gonzales Inarritu in Cannes after hanging out together earlier in the day for the photo call and press conference. Oh la Javier. He’s hot when he’s just being. And then he opens his mouth By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:58 am
Blind Riddles LipGloss on the water & a half blind As noted yesterday, Zac Efron is back in Vancouver for reshoots on Charlie St Cloud. He was photographed at sailing practice yesterday and his pants were falling off. There may have been a little posing happening too. They’re actors, they ALL work on the stand and the lean and By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:27 am
Quiveration Riviera Quiver Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:02 am
Intro for May 18, 2010 Dear Gossips, My Marion Cotillard is here in Cannes and was at the Chopard 150th anniversary party last night but the other night she had dinner with Lionel Richie and Chris Tucker. I really love it when famous people are friends with other famous people you don’t expect them By Lainey • May 18, 2010 02:28 am
Gorgessity Seeing the most beautiful Aishwarya Rai and her husband Abhishek Bachnan just passed through here for a photocall on the beach not too long ago. I could only look at her for a few seconds. Same goes for when she’s been on the carpets at the galas every night. Not because she’s By Lainey • May 17, 2010 11:15 am
