Dumbass Jim Carrey moves on Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Has Jenny McCarthy ever been so? Can you imagine what they were like as a couple? Two loud comedians prone to By Lainey • May 12, 2010 06:28 am
Gorgessity She should be a Sandler regular Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Mmmmm. Brooklyn needs to be in more movies, me thinks. Perhaps Adam Sandler will By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:33 am
Dumbass If oatmeal could talk it would sound like Seyfried Written by Sarah Amanda Seyfried is just like oatmeal. Harmless and wholesome, but lacking in any interest or spice. Oatmeal went on Chelsea Lately to promote her oatmeal romcom Letters to Juliet and she proceeded to turn Chelsea Handler’s usually sharp and caustic show into a big bowl of By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:01 am
Douchebags Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:40 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A weak Black Widow Goddamn that's ripe. This is Scarlett Johansson at the gym in Hollywood working out her Black Widow body. Did you see Iron Man 2? I loved Iron Man 2. Not as much as Iron Man but I enjoyed almost every second. Except for the seconds with Scarjo. She& By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:24 am
Gorgessity Professional criteria How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We' By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Something for him, both things for me Variety is reporting that Marion Cotillard and Colin Farrell are confirmed to work on David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Something about a money dude who loses all his money in one day and Marion plays his wife. Please. It could be Dear John, I'll still go see it. By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:45 am
Aging Gorgessity They all can’t be Helen Mirren These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 10:03 am
Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Biel gets a job Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Biel will be singing opera styles, and… I’m By Lainey • May 11, 2010 08:46 am
Maple Leaf Karl’s girls and couples dancing Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2010 05:42 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend? It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:23 am
Dumbass Can you say “expendable”? Written by Sarah Late last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:13 am
Quiveration Missing Lost Tuesday It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also By Lainey • May 11, 2010 03:17 am
Gorgessity See you tomorrow? Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
