Girlcrushes MTV Best Kiss: Sandy & Scarlett The opposite of the Stewart Pattinson effort. Sandra Bullock is an entertainer. Sandra Bullock always entertains. That kissing bit with Scarlett? It’s not the actual kiss, it’s what led up to the kiss that made it. The timing, the delivery, their chemistry... See? THIS is performing. It was By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 04:38 am
Quiveration Coop, Sandy, Jon Hamm Last time Sandra Bullock was at an awards show and kissed a girl (Meryl Streep) Bradley Cooper was standing on stage. Same goes for last night. It’s a happy coincidence. Coop of course along with Betty White and Scarlett Johansson presented Sandy with the Generation Award last night, working By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 04:03 am
Gorgessity MTV lame sh-ts kiss The Movie Awards are not a secret. They know. They always know. This is why Rachel & Ryan were able to choreograph their classic. It’s why Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson themselves were able to predetermine their blueball acceptance last year. Which is why last night’s lame sh-ts By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 03:23 am
Style The GMD’s MTV Try It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 02:52 am
Quiveration Eminem, Pink, Rihanna Eminem’s new album drops June 21st. Relapse was the best selling rap album of 2009 but many didn’t feel it was Eminem’s strongest work. There are high expectations for Recovery. He is currently promoting it in Europe, spotted after a performance in London today. Recovery will feature By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 09:18 am
Gorgessity Now this I understand As you already know, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight does nothing for me. At all. Not feeling the hair, the constipation face, the poor acting, the makeup, none… This new haircut however is very promising. And these photos of him on the set of Water for Elephants, with By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 08:15 am
Heath Ledger Remember when… We cared about Julia Stiles? What? You never cared about Julia Stiles? Fine. Well I did. I cared about her in Save the Last Dance and I definitely cared about her in 10 Things I Hate About You and then it felt like she kept making the same movies over By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 07:57 am
Britney Spears Your girl-kiss is tired Two months ago when Miley Cyrus’s video for Can’t Be Tamed was released, I wrote this article laying back to back her effort in comparison to Lindsay Lohan’s for Rumours, both poor imitations of Britney Spears, especially the Sweaty Group Dancing. No wonder there’s panic in By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 06:33 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s excellent apology Click here for my comments earlier this week about Kristen’s Stewart’s rape remark in Elle UK. I compared her asstalking to Megan Fox’s – a symptom of celebrity narcissism and youthful righteousness. Stewart has now issued an apology via People.com and here’s where her behaviour is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:37 am
Hook Ups Ryan Phillippe...a new piece? It’s been almost a month. They met at a party and were making out within minutes. Now it’s weekend holidays. Must be serious. Sure. Here’s Ryan Phillippe with a new trick, some model called Alexis Knapp, hitting up the liquor store last weekend for a Memorial Day By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:00 am
Hook Ups Ryan Gosling... a new piece? This might ruin your weekend. I’m sorry. You may want to look away. Am currently working from etalk studio at 299 Queen West in Toronto where it’s magazine central. So they highlighted for me a page in the new People. Page 28 if you’re looking. And tucked By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 04:40 am
Renee Zellweger Big balls on the carpet It was a testosterone-fueled premiere last night in LA for The A-Team – tanks and guns and other forms of penis enlargement all in service of what they hope will be one of this summer’s biggest box office hits and making it two for two for Bradley Cooper following The By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 04:31 am
Quiveration Jackson's disadvantage He's the hottest vampire in Twilight. The problem: he looks like sh-t in Twilight. That wig, the makeup, to say nothing of his limited opportunity to showcase anything but the most embarrassing expressions ...in a film full of bad acting examples, he unfortunately stands out. What sucks for By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 08:28 am
Amazingness Morning man nipples He doesn't make me quiver but he always me...happy. I can't look at Russell Brand - ever - and not smile. Or laugh. Mostly laugh. This, I suspect, is what happens with Katy Perry every day. So here's Russell in New York today, By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 06:55 am
Break Ups Single Sean Penn lives in Haiti In a tent working at a camp helping displaced earthquake survivors. He’s been there since a week after the disaster in January and has left only 3 times – for the Oscars, to lobby in Washington on behalf of Haitian relief, and for a fundraiser. Penn tells Vanity Fair – the By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 06:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP tacos It’s a cooking video. I couldn’t make it all the way through. Besides, even I can make tacos without instruction from Gwyneth Paltrow and cooking non-Chinese food is not one of my great skills. You people measure too much, get too fixated on cups and tablespoons. Anyway, this By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 04:50 am