Maple Leaf There’s a Bieber everything Jacek was just processing these pictures a few minutes ago and I heard him mutter under his breath, “This little Bieber punk, just looking at him makes me angry”. We are straight up OLD. And the thing is, we are professionally obliged to care about him. On the pop culture By Lainey • Oct 15, 2010 04:14 am
Ed Westwick No lifts will help with that Not even Tom Cruise’s. Especially since Ed Westwick is small to begin with. Here he is at the Gotham Magazine event looking like Amar’e Stoudamire’s house elf. What makes him still my shamef-ck is that he seems to have a sense of humour about it. Unless By Lainey • Oct 15, 2010 03:33 am
Quiveration Bloody and biceps, no Blake, and Kiki It’s Ryan Gosling all bloody and bulging biceps and quiver on the set of his new movie Drive. I kinda don’t care what it’s about...you? Tut! That’s disrespectful and objectifying. Ok, sorry. But are you sorry that Blake Lively tried to deny that they’re By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 10:38 am
Style Too thick for the suitcase? Winter travelling can be pain in the ass. The size of the coats, right? I don’t like wearing a big coat on the plane because it’s just so bulky but I also hate shoving it in my suitcase because it takes up so much room. Also I don’ By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 09:11 am
Break Ups Perfect day for the pumpkin patch So I guess they’re not getting back together then? Two days ago she announced they were separated. Today it’s been confirmed that Christina Aguilera has filed for divorce from Jordan Bratman. And then she took her kid to the pumpkin patch. There are photos. Oh this can only By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 08:25 am
Famewhores They eat Japanese The Middle Vagina Virgin and Ashley Greene went out for dinner last night at Katsuya in Hollywood. Let’s call this is a pity post, because at this point, she was probably hoping for a lot more coverage about their relationship than has been given them so far. People.com By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 07:39 am
Media Manipulation Brad in silk jammies and the relocation First up, click here. You need to spend a few minutes there. It’s the Brange and their children and what’s evidently their morning routine at their residence in Hungary, corralling their children in the yard as Brad Pitt enjoys his morning coffee in a bathrobe and silk pyjama By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 06:25 am
Quiveration Hot Lost Lost is over but there’s a double dose of Lost quiveration and goddamn, well, goddamn. First – Daniel Dae Kim in Hawaii where he’s shooting Hawaii Five-O and, um, I like that shot of him getting off the bike. Unfortunately I only have 3 photos. That’s all By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 05:42 am
Style Britain’s Brightest Three of them anyway were on the carpet last night at the UK premiere of Never Let Me Go, all of them with major careers straddling big budget features and small arty projects, two of them just 25, one just 27, two Oscar nominees, and one a strong potential nominee By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 04:05 am
Dumbass Porny gets it right and also very wrong It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 03:15 am
Quiveration Live with Jon Hamm As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen By Lainey • Oct 14, 2010 02:54 am
Jennifer Garner No Taupe at Chanel Jennifer Garner went to Chanel today in Beverly Hills and left with several bags. I want bags that size full of clothing from Chanel too. If I wore that to Chanel in Vancouver though I probably wouldn’t get the same service. Garner of course as you know from all By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 12:32 pm
Amazingness Bruce and The Wasp I’m kinda over Bruce Willis’s I’m-the-chillest-badass-motherf*cker-on-the-block bullsh-t. Dude, we get it. You speak softly because your dick is big. You don’t react to anything because your balls are weighing you down. I mean it’s so obvious. By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 09:45 am
Style Never waste a great hair day It just might be her best physical feature: Sarah Jessica Parker’s hair. I love it. I want it. She has hair that can literally be anything. At least all the things that I’ve always wanted hair to be. This is SJP walking her kid to school today in By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 08:42 am
Style A Big Boob Rule debated Written by Sasha A great friend of mine who happens to have some perfectly great big knockers told me the other day: “girls with big boobs should NOT wear anything closed off at the top”. Now, I fall into the ‘cupcake category’ so I’ve never had to worry about By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 08:07 am
BFFs Poo friends? Thanks to all of you who cared about my poo last week after this article. Turns out a LOT of you are obsessed with poo too. There’s even a poo blog. But do NOT google “poo blog” because that one is actually a little too much, even for me. By Lainey • Oct 13, 2010 06:00 am
