Royals Hot Harry on a Horse gets his wings His dad and his dad’s wife and his girlfriend attended Hot Harry on a Horse’s Army Pilot Graduation today. Look at him. So f-cking cute I can’t stand it. And I love him with Chelsy. I love them. I want them to get married and have babies By Lainey • May 07, 2010 04:25 am
Jessica Simpson Celebrate the rare win My Porny showed up at the Operation Smile Gala in New York last night and it was not a disaster, not at all. This is not a dress I’d choose for myself, and the print might not be for everyone, but the fit, it’s a good fit for By Lainey • May 07, 2010 03:45 am
Intro for May 07, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night during 30 Rock an ad came on for Friday Night Lights. It was the music, and Coach Taylor’s face, and that familiar landscape, and I almost started crying. FNL is finally back on conventional television and new episodes begin airing TONIGHT on NBC. Watch! This By Lainey • May 07, 2010 03:12 am
Gwyneth Paltrow All GOOP Thursday She’ll be all over the place today/tonight/tomorrow so if you can’t stand the snotty bitch, find a yoga class and breathe it out. Thursday is always GOOP Day. And today, one day before the highly anticipated release of Iron Man 2, the column is devoted to By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:53 am
Lindsay Lohan She probably started that rumour herself The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other By Lainey • May 06, 2010 09:04 am
Hugh Jackman No Daniel, No Hugh Daniel Craig and Hugh Jackman were left off the Tony Award nomination list for their work in A Steady Rain. But Jude Law was called. The New York Times hated his performance but his name was still called. Click here for more analysis on the Tony nominations. As for Hugh, By Lainey • May 06, 2010 06:17 am
Douchebags Bye Good: the mockumentary Obviously. It was a joke. Some kind of lame construct to expose something about Hollywood, something about the way everyone reacted to his behaviour, his attempt to become a rapper. Like there was any question that it was a poorly conceived “artiste” endeavour concocted by guitar and candlelight one night By Lainey • May 06, 2010 05:27 am
Hook Ups Porny & Renner: late night business They were supposedly hooking up around Oscar time but those rumours were never fully realised. Both my Porny and Jeremy Renner however were at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last weekend and Us Weekly claims that they exchanged some chemistry. At a hotel. Late at night. Not surprisingly, they describe By Lainey • May 06, 2010 04:51 am
Lea Michele You better KNOW her You better know her name. You better know her show. You better recognise that that show is nothing without her. Because she’s Lea Michele. Who? Lea Michele? What? This is what happened at the Time 100 Most Influential event the other night. After all, it was the Time 100. By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:58 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm helps On a sh-tty day. This is Jon Hamm shooting Mad Men yesterday. Relief. Because Lost is almost over. Forever. But True Blood is back in June and Mad Men is back in July for Season 4. It’s something to look forward to. It’s something to balance the bullsh-t By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:14 am
Owen Wilson Owen heads to the game Owen Wilson is in Vancouver to shoot The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black. He’s been spotted around town with a gorgeous leggy blonde. Last night was boys’ night however and Owen was with a few friends at the Canucks game. Here he is rushing to the By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:06 am
Intro for May 06, 2010 Dear Gossips, I am still cringing from yesterday’s record-breaking Fontrum courtesy of Katie Holmes’s awkward come hither dance for her husband. It’s like the movie Airplane - the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Or in this case, the more you watch, the more embarrassed By Lainey • May 06, 2010 02:48 am
Jessica Biel Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into By Lainey • May 05, 2010 11:34 am
Fontrum A new Fontrum world record New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’s By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:46 am
Douchebags Gwyneth in common I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession More motherhood whitewash If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Wasn’t even By Lainey • May 05, 2010 07:36 am
