Glee On my Other List You know, the HateF-ck List that Jacek wrote about. I have one for boys and girls. And if were to hatef-ck Sapphic styles, my first ride would be Lea Michele. Look at her here at the Time 100 event last night in New York. Again with the f-cking hungry Try. By Lainey • May 05, 2010 06:06 am
Hook Ups But it’s not November This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ caught them embracing the other day. Not exactly a full on dry hump on the By Lainey • May 05, 2010 05:06 am
Break Ups My Single ShameF-ck Ed Westwick arrived at LAX yesterday and totally stroked my quiver. He’s disgusting. And it’s hot that way. Not to be confused with Jacek’s HateF-ck either. A HateF-ck and a ShameF-ck are two totally different beasts. I don’t hate Ed Westwick. I just wouldn’t want By Lainey • May 05, 2010 04:29 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Rise and rise again... Until lambs become lions. The question is will these words be as powerful as the ones that came before? Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Maximus is back. Only this time he’s called By Lainey • May 05, 2010 04:10 am
Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
Quiveration Jakey G’s big London event Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:11 am
Intro for May 05, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night I went to bed angry at Lost. This morning I woke up still angry at Lost. F-ck you Lost. This is stress. Not only because of the content but because I’ll be up in the air during the next episode on Tuesday, headed for Cannes, By Lainey • May 05, 2010 02:49 am
Bad Style MET Worst: Blake Lively We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:47 am
Style MET Best: Chloe Sevigny The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:33 am
Girly Throw Downs The Girls Club without Kate B I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:17 am
Bad Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
Gorgessity MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:10 am
Style MET Best Hair: SJP She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:36 am
Posing MET Pain: Renee Zellweger Does that hurt? Because it looks like it hurts. To be her. It looks like it hurts a lot to be Renee Zellweger. Some stars, you see them, you feel comfortable, at ease, very relaxed. Other stars, like Renee, as soon as the photo comes up you cringe, there’s By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:21 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Gorgessity MET Marion You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:36 am
