Douchebags A leather suit and Ebola As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. There is a reader who shall remain unnamed who stalwartly insists he deserves a reprieve. Like I said before – Brody might By Lainey • May 20, 2010 03:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Calling all starlets And they’re all calling their agents. Because Megan Fox has given them all a gift. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Fox will not be a part of Transformers 3. Nikki Finke at Deadline first broke the story yesterday – that Michael Bay had had enough of Fox’ By Lainey • May 20, 2010 02:56 am
Glee Mr Schue’s sweet potato Vogue Um... Matthew Morrison in Vogue. Have you seen it? Damn. I have a lesbian friend who even enjoyed looking at the ab shot. When I had dinner with Matthew, Mark Salling, and Kevin McHale in Vancouver during the Olympics, he mentioned this photoshoot and we all talked about working out By Lainey • May 19, 2010 09:53 am
Bad Style Fake Cougar Hayden Panterierere hosts some thing Written bySarah What the hell are the World Music Awards? Whatever they are, they were held in Monaco on Tuesday and the Fake Cougar herself, Hayden Panetierre, co-hosted with Michelle Rodriguez. Plus 100 points for locale, minus 10,000 for choice of hosts. It seems like every year the Fake By Lainey • May 19, 2010 09:30 am
Quiveration Blue Valentine last night It’s too f-cking much how hot he is. These photos? These photos are distracting you. But they’re nothing compared to what it’s like in person. When he’s right in front of you wearing the sh-t out of a Burberry tux. And tall. And clean shaven. And By Lainey • May 19, 2010 08:01 am
Hook Ups Crank vs Amanda Seyfried It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:51 am
Gorgessity Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. He's By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:26 am
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer’s Body It’s sick. SICK. And bugger off Megan Fox. Megan Fox’s body, 16 years younger than Jennifer Aniston’s is not even close. These are Jen’s new ads for Smart Water and of course everyone is buzzing about the abs. She looks incredible. And naive as this sounds By Lainey • May 19, 2010 04:58 am
Dumbass I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. I tried watching Ghost Whisperer once. My eyeballs exploded in an effort to preserve my brain By Lainey • May 19, 2010 04:47 am
Mischa Barton Ok we’ll call it even Two years ago this past Monday, Mischa Barton bailed on her own red carpet and screwed up our night. As such, we hit the Croisette 2 hours earlier than we had originally intended, during peak evening hours, and I broke my elbow on the way to the bar. Balls. Back By Lainey • May 19, 2010 03:27 am
Zac Efron LipGloss is bloody Zac Efron and Amanda Crew continued to work on reshoots for Charlie St Cloud yesterday, filming what looks to be a post-accident/altercation scene in Vancouver. Meanwhile Kim Basinger arrived in town, was photographed at the airport before reporting for duty on the set. Great skin. As posted earlier this By Lainey • May 19, 2010 03:05 am
Cannes 2010 Johnny & Vanessa come for Karl There was a Chanel party last night. And while many celebrities were in Monaco for the World Music Awards, Karl confirmed the only celebrity who mattered in the South of France – if Johnny Depp comes to your event, your event is made. Johnny was with Vanessa who of course is By Lainey • May 19, 2010 02:54 am
Quiveration Kisses Twi-Hards have been emailing and messaging me on Twitter lately to encourage people to vote for Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards. I feel badly for all the non-Twilight nominees in any voted category. Because you know the Twi-Hards. Those losers have nothing better to do than to pound By Lainey • May 18, 2010 09:39 am
Gorgessity Naomi Campbell’s Russian beast Have never had a close look at Vladimir Doronin until this trip. Goddamn he’s hot. Laura emailed me from the photo gauntlet at the Wall Street gala the other night and expressed her appreciation for his quiver. The pictures don’t do him justice. As for Naomi, she’s By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:48 am
Style Kate & Naomi: two black dresses Can you imagine how happy Kate Beckinsale must be these two weeks? It’s virtually impossible, in theory, among so many tacky Euros, to OverDress in Cannes. Every night she’s in a new big dress and people want to take her picture. Every night she’s walking that carpet By Lainey • May 18, 2010 08:24 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Dialogue not important Of course it isn’t. Sex & the City the tv show cared about writing and story. Sex & the City the movies serve only one purpose: Dress Porn. If Carrie is wearing an amazing pair of shoes who gives a sh-t if what’s happening around her makes no By Lainey • May 18, 2010 07:01 am
