Baby and Bump Obsession Burgers, bumps, and breasts As you know, I hate BumpWatch. Unless it’s Angelina Jolie, I don’t give a sh-t if a celebrity is pregnant. Also... it’s a terribly inaccurate smut source. Someone wears a loose dress, someone decided not to starve and actually have some lunch, all of a sudden she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 11:23 am
Clown Crank jokes! Remember yesterday, at the cranking hour, when Lindsay Lohan crank tweeted about Samantha Ronson spitting on her and leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex boyfriend? Jokes, baby. It was all jokes. Of course she pulled that sh-t down as soon as the pills wore off. Of course she claimed, via By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 10:19 am
Books Book Review - Going in Circles Posted by Duana So last night I sent out an all-call to my friends. You know the type, where you kind of feel whiny and precious and you don't know what you want them to do, exactly, but somehow someone sending you a hairstylist recommendation makes you feel By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 09:40 am
Book Review Going in Circles Posted by Duana So last night I sent out an all-call to my friends. You know the type, where you kind of feel whiny and precious and you don't know what you want them to do, exactly, but somehow someone sending you a hairstylist recommendation makes you feel By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 08:55 am
Girly Throw Downs JLo & Taupe...? The LA premiere of The Back-up Plan last night. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony working hard to promote it. I liked the gold dress better from the other day. There’s some buzz going on that Lopez was asked on the carpet about Jennifer Garner. Yeah, that Jennifer Garner. As By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 07:59 am
Sports Where’s Pippy? Cameron Diaz was in New York yesterday for the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Shrek Forever. Really? She was photographed earlier in a cute blue jumper. Not feeling the black dress she wore on the carpet. We know Cam. Cam can bring it with much more excitement. Perhaps then she’ By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 05:49 am
Gorgessity Close to perfect Emily Blunt was photographed leaving a hair salon yesterday. Perfect, right? Or as close to it as possible. F-cking gorgeous. The skin, the hair, the body, and she’s smart and sassy and knows how to be a bitch when she needs to be a bitch without being an snotty By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 04:44 am
Bad Style Jude in love loves everyone After a few days of gorgessity in LA with Sienna Miller, Jude Law is now in New York, seen walking jovially with a friend in Soho yesterday. Photo Assumption says Jude is happy. Happier than he’s been in a long time. Happy because he’s happiest with Sienna. Happiest By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 04:17 am
Victoria Beckham Posh must settle. Again. Yesterday I noted that Victoria Beckham hasn’t been seen poseharding in a while. Some of you suggested it means she’s finally pregnant with Angel Beckham, their much coveted daughter. Of course they’ll call her Angel. For Los Angeles. Others are convinced it’s the usual suspects Nip By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 03:50 am
Media Manipulation Madge & Child: the ad campaign While Guy Ritchie is hooking up with a new model every other day – click here to see - Madonna was in New York yesterday shooting an ad for D&G with a young male model. Let’s all say it together: he looks like her son. Obviously. Her Madgesty By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 03:36 am
Gorgessity Style Porn: Zoe edition Win. Her Oscar dress was a rare loss but by and large, Zoe Saldana gets it right. She got it very right last night at The Losers premiere in black amazingness that I *think* is Balmain. And the shoes, and the steeze, and the unbelievable gorgessity... I love it so By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 11:00 am
Jessica Biel Him? Goddamn I miss Arrested Development. There’s someone who will disagree with me on this article. We might be fighting after this. Because Chris Evans... I don’t get it. Chris Evans showed up at the premiere of The Losers last night and I don’t get it at all. By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 09:30 am
Dumbass Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 08:34 am
Style Aniston or Cyrus? Really wish we still had the poll feature on the site. Jacek – when can we do this? So here’s Jennifer Aniston shooting in Hawaii in short denim shorts. Of course she can. Her body is sick. Pre-Barbados, I went shopping for denim shorts, which I’ve always felt is By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 07:51 am
Maple Leaf Josh & Diane: springtime in New York Jude & Sienna were featured yesterday. So pretty. But Josh & Diane could probably rival that. They are remarkably similar. Without all the drama. Here they are, Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger, back in New York after his Genie-winning trip last week in Toronto. A very pretty love stroll. Josh By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 06:28 am
Bad Style Porny’s matchy matchy lace and length NO. It’s ... hideous. My Porny Jessica Simpson is back in New York promoting the final episode of her beauty show. As you can see, Porny wanted to match. Jacket, dress, shoes. And a lace pattern. Sausage lace pattern. That cuts her off at the worst length. F-ck them. They By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 05:26 am
