BFFs Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip It follows you everywhere My mother the Chinese Squawking Chicken has an expression about a person’s sh-t. She says if you have some in your past, you carry it around in your handbag, doesn’t matter if it’s a Chanel, it’ll always smell like a knock-off. She usually means By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:22 am
Amazingness Publicly nuzzling the Italian Queen Pay your f-cking respects. This, golddiggers, is about as solid as it gets. And I wonder now if anything can take the Italian Queen down. She has endured a cocaine and prostitution scandal in Italy proper that was not only contained and controlled immediately, with no North American penetration, By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 07:07 am
Mad Men No Third Option Written by Duana Oh man. I say it too often, but buckle up. The week we just had at SDCP was enough to make me apologize for ever even thinking my life was boring, if the alternative is this. While last week showed us these beautiful girls – and the lives By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 06:52 am
Quiveration Tom Hardy: Hot & Kind This is Tom Hardy in Vancouver to shoot This Means War with Chris Pine and Reese Witherspoon (who is also now in town, spotted at Cafe Medina and Aritzia this weekend). There’s not much to say, really, about these photos other than: He’s sex. He’s generous. He By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 06:43 am
Parent Pimps House of der Sh-ts temp ink In a recent ad campaign for her mother Tina’s assy and not exactly original designs, Beyonce was photographed with temp tattoos all over her back. It’s now becoming another way for ma to make even more cash money. So they’re partnering with an airbrush company to sell By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:58 am
Girlcrushes Emma Watson’s grown up move Written by Sarah There are two things that really suck for actors: getting famous overnight and getting famous for playing a beloved character. If the former, you’re always proving that you deserve what looks like a lottery win, and if the latter you’re always fighting the specter of By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:53 am
BFFs Photo Assumption the Affleck-Phoenixes At the PETA Gala on Saturday night – Joaquin Phoenix showed up clean-shaven and lean, like Johnny Cash lean, hand in hand with his sister Rain, all smiles and even, almost, jovial with photographers. Photo Assumption says someone is actually trying (hard) to be liked again and, while we’re By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 05:23 am
Famewhores Pipsqueak is everywhere All up in your face this weekend promoting The Social Network. Then again, it’s easy to promote The Social Network. Everybody already loves The Social Network. The real test is promoting the sh-ts. Like The Open Road. What? You don’t know The Open Road? Justin Timberlake starred By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 04:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession American Girl and the Brange swarm You know what’s trippy? The first time I commented on American Girl it was also in reference to a Brange article. Click here for a refresher. It was just after the Oscars in March and Duana and Michelle took me to the American Girl at The Grove for my By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 04:26 am
Amazingness Mimi didn’t want to get up You know if she could, Mimi would perform while reclined on a divan. You know if she could, she’d live her entire life reclined on a divan. She probably already eats like that, she’d f-ck like that, she’d sing like that, and she’d certainly try By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 03:22 am
Gorgessity Anne without the wig She was wearing one while shooting One Day in England – click here for a refresher. Sigh. One Day. And she’s Emma. She really is. But either there’s a break from production or they’re done. Wouldn’t surprise me if they’re done. It didn’t need to By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 06:52 am
BFFs It’s not Jen’s fault Everyone was sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston yesterday about guesting on Cougar Town and not helping the ratings. As you know, I’m all over sh-tting on Jennifer Aniston, any time, it’s my favourite game, but the thing is, I just watched that clip and here’s one By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 05:39 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Finally...the trailer My answer during and after TIFF to everyone who asked – what’s the one movie I should see? – has been without fail The King’s Speech. And not only because I adore Colin Firth which, obviously, I do. But also because I adore Geoffrey Rush. And the two of them By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 04:56 am
Media Manipulation Kate Beckinsale’s wise decision Written by Sarah Underworld 4 was announced as a go yesterday, with Kate Beckinsale returning as ass-kicking vampire Selene. Production is slated for March 2011 in Vancouver and Kate’s husband Len Wiseman is producing, but he is currently hunting for a director so he won’t be helming By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 04:49 am
Chris Evans Captain America’s big feet Chris Evans is shooting the movie in Manchester and these are one of the very first shots of him on set of Captain America, wearing a pair of plastic feet, in what appears to be a rescue scene with Hayley Atwell (not pictured). Well, he’s certainly been working out By Lainey • Sep 24, 2010 04:29 am
