Bad Style LipGloss & Sateen Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens attended the Nylon Magazine Young Hollywood Issue party in Hollywood last night. Every week it seems there’s a Young Hollywood party. And normally only the Hills people show up. In all fairness, Nylon editorials are known to be pretty hip. And Nessa wants some By Lainey • May 13, 2010 07:28 am
Girly Throw Downs Twilight Birthday Drama Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. And now they’ By Lainey • May 13, 2010 06:13 am
David Beckham Disgusting David Written by Sarah Ew. Sick. Disgusting. When it comes to David Beckham, I don’t get it. Everyone says he’s so hot but his underwear ads kind of make me throw up in my mouth a little. You know who he looks like? Lord Voldemort. Seriously, when reading Harry By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:24 am
Girlcrushes All day Cate Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:11 am
Russell Crowe Russell Crowe came to play Oh he wants it. So he brought his Movie Star Game to Cannes. It’s a game that’s been missing from his repertoire for a while. But he trotted his kids out, and he trotted Danielle out, and suddenly Russell Crowe is Mr Congeniality with reporters, and smiling for By Lainey • May 13, 2010 03:22 am
Miley Cyrus On Miley’s dirty dancing Everyone’s been talking about. Have you seen it? Miley Cyrus grinding up on Adam Shankman at a party, a video taken by someone at the event who apparently claims to have been offended by her and wanted to release it as a judgment against the Cyrus Family values. Sure By Lainey • May 13, 2010 02:48 am
Leonardo DiCaprio Leo is not Lea Lea Michele decided to be a bitch last week when one of the top society photographers in New York asked her for her name. What? It was all jokes, yo. She was totally just messing around. Ask the people who used to work with her on Broadway if they think By Lainey • May 12, 2010 10:19 am
Twilight The puppy wants a puppy Written by Sarah The Twilight cast hits up Oprah tomorrow in advance of Eclipse’s release next month. All week the Oprah Show has been releasing clips of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on the show. People.com ran this clip of Taylor Lautner answering the question, “What By Lainey • May 12, 2010 09:03 am
Posing A wasted effort It’s Lainey. Am writing this during the arrivals at the opening of the Cannes Film Festival. We’re shooting the carpet and I’m laughing my Chinese ass off at Kate Beckinsale. Evidently no one told her Cate Blanchett is coming. But what else did we expect? The most By Lainey • May 12, 2010 07:38 am
Dumbass Jim Carrey moves on Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Has Jenny McCarthy ever been so? Can you imagine what they were like as a couple? Two loud comedians prone to By Lainey • May 12, 2010 06:28 am
Gorgessity She should be a Sandler regular Written by Jacek Here’s Brooklyn Decker in Maui while filming Just Go With It. Ggggggggggggggggg gggggggggggggg ggggggggggg gggggggggggg ggggg Huh? Wha? Oh! Yes. Brooklyn Decker… in Maui …. Just Go With It. Glistening, shimmering, tear drop. Mmmmm. Brooklyn needs to be in more movies, me thinks. Perhaps Adam Sandler will By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:33 am
Dumbass If oatmeal could talk it would sound like Seyfried Written by Sarah Amanda Seyfried is just like oatmeal. Harmless and wholesome, but lacking in any interest or spice. Oatmeal went on Chelsea Lately to promote her oatmeal romcom Letters to Juliet and she proceeded to turn Chelsea Handler’s usually sharp and caustic show into a big bowl of By Lainey • May 12, 2010 05:01 am
Douchebags Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:40 am
Movie Reviews and Previews A weak Black Widow Goddamn that's ripe. This is Scarlett Johansson at the gym in Hollywood working out her Black Widow body. Did you see Iron Man 2? I loved Iron Man 2. Not as much as Iron Man but I enjoyed almost every second. Except for the seconds with Scarjo. She& By Lainey • May 12, 2010 03:24 am
Gorgessity Professional criteria How does Jennifer Aniston choose her movies? Quality of the script? Complicated characters? A great director? Co-stars? Money? Definitely money. And she's not the only one in this regard. As for the other criteria... Here she is in Hawaii continuing work on Just Go With It. We' By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:59 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Something for him, both things for me Variety is reporting that Marion Cotillard and Colin Farrell are confirmed to work on David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis. Something about a money dude who loses all his money in one day and Marion plays his wife. Please. It could be Dear John, I'll still go see it. By Lainey • May 12, 2010 02:45 am
