Aging Gorgessity They all can’t be Helen Mirren These wax figures are usually really f-cked up and creepy. Helen Mirren unveiled hers today at Madame Tussaud’s in London and it’s one of the few that doesn’t look sick. She’s also one of the few who looks younger than her likeness. That’s Helen Mirren. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 10:03 am
Gorgessity A united front She’s from that school where they teach you to always stand by and stick it through. Catherine Zeta-Jones was well trained in this respect, especially when there are other sh-tty situations to contend with. The Zetas of the world, they don’t crumble in crisis. She steels herself and By Lainey • May 11, 2010 09:02 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Jessica Biel gets a job Written by Sarah A real one, with her name above the title and everything. She’s been cast as Anna Tessieri Giro, muse and maybe-but-probably-not more of composer Antonio Vivaldi in a biopic quaintly titled Vivaldi. It’s a period piece. Biel will be singing opera styles, and… I’m By Lainey • May 11, 2010 08:46 am
Maple Leaf Karl’s girls and couples dancing Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’ By Lainey • May 11, 2010 05:42 am
Hook Ups Chicken Fried has a new boyfriend? It’s all hers now, right? The hair, I mean. Is it her own? Seems short/long enough to be hers without a weave. And it doesn’t look nasty. This is a relative statement. All things considered though, at least the nest at the back isn’t quite so By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:23 am
Dumbass Can you say “expendable”? Written by Sarah Late last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:13 am
Quiveration Missing Lost Tuesday It’s a new episode tonight. There are only 2 new episodes left before the 2.5 hr season finale on Sunday May 23. And I am missing them. F-ck. As already noted, Lost brings me a considerable amount of stress. The show itself and its puzzles obviously but also By Lainey • May 11, 2010 03:17 am
Gorgessity See you tomorrow? Can’t wait. Cate Blanchett arrived in Cannes today with her son Ignatius. Cate is at the festival of course for Robin Hood and the opening night gala on Wednesday with Russell Crowe ahead of its world release on Friday. It’s a battle between Robin Hood and Iron Man By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:41 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
Quiveration Natalie & Ashton vs Pip Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher were photographed today on set of their new movie. A romantic comedy about two friends who agree to do it without commitment. Weird. Sound familiar? Justin Timberlake is supposed to be making a movie based on the same premise with Mila Kunis. Sh-t. Don' By Lainey • May 10, 2010 10:37 am
Douchebags Spittle’s Serbian piece Gerard Butler was supposedly seeing some French lady a few weeks ago. Click here for the photos. Her name is irrelevant. Because she’s clearly irrelevant. To him. Now that he’s spraying his spittle all over some other piece in Serbia, there on location shooting a new movie. Name? By Lainey • May 10, 2010 09:19 am
Reese Witherspoon Reese is finally dating someone that makes sense Written by Sarah It’s a problem with her. She makes weird relationship choices. Some actresses have bad taste in clothes, others party too hard. Reese is one of those that insist on dating the wrong men. It’s not that she has bad taste—she was with Jake Gyllenhaal, By Lainey • May 10, 2010 09:13 am
Meet Sarah We leave tomorrow night for Cannes working for etalk, flying overnight to Frankfurt, then a tight connection to Nice, then a car ride to Cannes hopefully arriving at noon at which point we need to get our apartment, rush to secure our credentials, shoot an interview with Alan Doyle, and By Lainey • May 10, 2010 09:03 am
Maple Leaf Are you staying? Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, after spending a few loved up days in Paris last week, arrived in Nice today for some kind of Chanel party in Cannes. And of course the festival begins in 2 days. Will they stay? The outlook is good. Diane is a Cannes favourite. They& By Lainey • May 10, 2010 07:58 am
Gorgessity Fresh-faced B Have you seen the video for Beyonce’s Why Don’t You Love Me? Meh. The conversation last week focused on whether or not B was biting Gaga. The focus of my conversation is why the song sucks. Because if the song was better, the video would be a lot By Lainey • May 10, 2010 05:40 am
Golddiggers Russian Polish Drama I wrote about the Russian drama a few weeks ago – click here for a refresher. Now the Russian drama has taken on a Polish twist. See? That Oksana doesn’t play. She promised some good smut and (for her) a payday at the end of it. Looks like she’s By Lainey • May 10, 2010 04:33 am
