Cheating Loins Cheaters one year later It’s been about a year since LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were busted for stepping out on their marriages. Why not celebrate with an appearance at the ACM Awards? After all, cheating is condoned if in the end it was really about “love”. These are two people who were By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 07:34 am
Smutty Surgery Megan Fox’s pretend face Megan Fox has been working. She has not been famewhoring, she has not been pap-baiting, and as far as celebrity famewhoring pap-baiting offenders go, she’s actually not the worst. You’ll note, it is possible to go long stretches without seeing Megan Fox “candids”. And it’s IMpossible to By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 05:32 am
B-tch please Sit DOWN Skarsgard You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 05:13 am
Bad Style Taylor’s Summer’s Eve This is what I’m calling her dress. Because the lavender and the lace and the embroidery, it all reminds me of a certain generation of delicate ladies who refer to their Summer’s Eves in hushed tones and never miss an afternoon of tea. So why the f-ck is By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 04:41 am
Bad Style Country B finally wins She had to watch Taylor Swift trump her crusty ass at previous award shows, but Carrie Underwood was named Entertainer of the Year last night in Vegas at the Academy of Country Music, her second in a row, and the first female artist to take the honour twice. Well done By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:55 am
Amazingness Coachella Love F-ck Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgard (more on those two twats later), because as much as they tried, the first couple of Coachella 2010 was indisputably Beyonce and Jay-Z. He performed, and she joined him, and it was the f-cking cutest sh-t ever, and you should watch now before they By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:33 am
Smutty Surgery Take a good look What? I know you want to. Why front like you’re not totally checking out her tits. We’re all checking out her tits. Especially after Us Weekly’s report that she had them done, of course we’re examining every ripple and undulation. Until now, she hasn’t given By Lainey • Apr 19, 2010 03:12 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Tilda is Eva We Need To Talk About Kevin is on my 25 Books list. Click here to view. Not sure if you can love a book like Kevin, but it certainly stays with you. And it attacks that notion, that common refrain you hear all the time from women these days: that By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 12:09 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession The Brange kids personality See, if they came out at this age, like around 4 years old, and weren’t so f-ckin’ needy with the wanting and the screaming, I’d be more inclined to think about thinking about whether or not to have kids. But goddamn the first few years are a pain By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:34 am
Miley Cyrus Lollipops & Milkshakes What do they do all day? Like, is there a tutor situation? That’s probably a dumb question. Whatever she’s doing she’s doing it with Liam. At that age, the intensity you feel, it hurts to be away from each other even for 5 minutes. This is Miley By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 09:10 am
Amazingness The Keeper of Mimi’s Dream Mimi’s been undercover since the Oscars having squeezed every last drop of juice from Precious and no more reason to keep assaulting us with her cheese on the carpet. But I will never tire of it. I worry when I don’t see Mimi every day. I wonder who’ By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 07:02 am
Gorgessity Demi’s opening weekend Demi Moore is promoting a new movie. The Joneses is about the perfect family selling a dream. Everything can be bought. The film is receiving mixed reviews but not overwhelming hate. The performances have actually been well received. Demi is playing a mom now. The most flawless, gorgeous mom on By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 05:45 am
Adrian Grenier Adrian goes short And better. Much better. Entourage has resumed production. Adrian Grenier and Kevin Dillon were seen on Sunset yesterday shooting outside a peeler bar. So a lot has changed. Actually he looks great with short hair. It’s exactly what he needed. A purge. Detox. Cutting off any remnants of Ebola. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 05:02 am
Smutty Surgery New breasts, problem jeans Everyone was talking about Kate Hudson’s new tits yesterday. A few of you were unwilling to believe it, holding out hope perhaps that it was simply a push-up bra. Well... she hasn’t denied it yet. Her publicist hasn’t slammed the report. So... Anyway, Kate picked up Ryder By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow RDJ back from holiday He was with his son Indio earlier this week in Rome but yesterday Robert Downey Jr was photographed back in LA, out and about, with his man purse and his vitamin lunch box, working some longer hair. Looks so great and healthy and relaxed and loose. What’s next? After By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 04:14 am
Courteney Cox Courteney’s Happy 3 Hours Courteney Cox hit up happy hour yesterday at a place called Casa Vega in Sherman Oaks. For three hours. With this hunk. To drive up interest in their pictures, the photo agency seems to be implying that perhaps something untoward is going on. What? Never. Courteney is a married mother. By Lainey • Apr 16, 2010 03:50 am
