Hook Ups Porny & Renner: late night business They were supposedly hooking up around Oscar time but those rumours were never fully realised. Both my Porny and Jeremy Renner however were at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner last weekend and Us Weekly claims that they exchanged some chemistry. At a hotel. Late at night. Not surprisingly, they describe By Lainey • May 06, 2010 04:51 am
Lea Michele You better KNOW her You better know her name. You better know her show. You better recognise that that show is nothing without her. Because she’s Lea Michele. Who? Lea Michele? What? This is what happened at the Time 100 Most Influential event the other night. After all, it was the Time 100. By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:58 am
Quiveration Jon Hamm helps On a sh-tty day. This is Jon Hamm shooting Mad Men yesterday. Relief. Because Lost is almost over. Forever. But True Blood is back in June and Mad Men is back in July for Season 4. It’s something to look forward to. It’s something to balance the bullsh-t By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:14 am
Owen Wilson Owen heads to the game Owen Wilson is in Vancouver to shoot The Big Year with Steve Martin and Jack Black. He’s been spotted around town with a gorgeous leggy blonde. Last night was boys’ night however and Owen was with a few friends at the Canucks game. Here he is rushing to the By Lainey • May 06, 2010 03:06 am
Intro for May 06, 2010 Dear Gossips, I am still cringing from yesterday’s record-breaking Fontrum courtesy of Katie Holmes’s awkward come hither dance for her husband. It’s like the movie Airplane - the more you watch it, the funnier it gets. Or in this case, the more you watch, the more embarrassed By Lainey • May 06, 2010 02:48 am
Jessica Biel Pippy at Bubby’s and new possibilities Pip took Shelfy to Bubby’s in New York today. Hmmm. Bubby’s breakfast. Hmmm. Bubby’s grits! Biel has been extra smug in NYC lately. Justin has done a great job reassuring the world that he is still hers in public. And while this hasn’t exactly translated into By Lainey • May 05, 2010 11:34 am
Fontrum A new Fontrum world record New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’s By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:46 am
Douchebags Gwyneth in common I don’t know where she was on Monday during the Met Gala. My G and Cameron D, they were both in town, and listed on the committee list and the tip sheets but no photos, and no mentions so far. G was probably pureeing with Jessica Seinfeld. She’d By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:08 am
Baby and Bump Obsession More motherhood whitewash If Jesse James got pregnant, carried a baby around inside him, and then birthed it on national television, they’d probably forgive him. Because Motherhood whitewashes everything. It whitewashed Tori Spelling’s infidelity and it is now whitewashing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart of their drug scandal. Wasn’t even By Lainey • May 05, 2010 07:36 am
Glee On my Other List You know, the HateF-ck List that Jacek wrote about. I have one for boys and girls. And if were to hatef-ck Sapphic styles, my first ride would be Lea Michele. Look at her here at the Time 100 event last night in New York. Again with the f-cking hungry Try. By Lainey • May 05, 2010 06:06 am
Hook Ups But it’s not November This is what we missed yesterday during the Dress Porn. It’s actually my new obsession. Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves? Please Shiloh let it be true. Want it to be true so hard. TMZ caught them embracing the other day. Not exactly a full on dry hump on the By Lainey • May 05, 2010 05:06 am
Break Ups My Single ShameF-ck Ed Westwick arrived at LAX yesterday and totally stroked my quiver. He’s disgusting. And it’s hot that way. Not to be confused with Jacek’s HateF-ck either. A HateF-ck and a ShameF-ck are two totally different beasts. I don’t hate Ed Westwick. I just wouldn’t want By Lainey • May 05, 2010 04:29 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Rise and rise again... Until lambs become lions. The question is will these words be as powerful as the ones that came before? Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Maximus is back. Only this time he’s called By Lainey • May 05, 2010 04:10 am
Parent Pimps Sweaty Group Dancing Much of the online chatter today is about JailBait’s new video for Can’t Be Tamed. Because she’s so f-cking wild, yo. It’s a departure, obviously, from the sugar gum wholesome sweetness that has characterised her career so far Disney-styles. But in textbook child star fashion, Miley’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:31 am
Quiveration Jakey G’s big London event Jake Gyllenhaal was photographed in London last night. He actually looks kind of not bad in those pants and really really hot everywhere else. Jakey of course is now heavily promoting Prince of Persia which drops on May 28th. On Sunday he’s participating in a major Disney press stunt By Lainey • May 05, 2010 03:11 am
Intro for May 05, 2010 Dear Gossips, Last night I went to bed angry at Lost. This morning I woke up still angry at Lost. F-ck you Lost. This is stress. Not only because of the content but because I’ll be up in the air during the next episode on Tuesday, headed for Cannes, By Lainey • May 05, 2010 02:49 am
