Bad Style MET Worst: Blake Lively We get it. Your body is sick. You have legs for miles. We get it. Every f-cking week on Gossip Girl we get it. Your tits. Your ass. Your mumble mouth when you talk. So would a little subtlety hurt, just once? Why not try a different gear at the By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:47 am
Style MET Best: Chloe Sevigny The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:33 am
Girly Throw Downs The Girls Club without Kate B I don’t know where my Gwyneth went. Her name was onthe committee list. Same goes for Cameron Diaz. And both were in New York at the weekend. Some say Gwyneth snuck inside and bypassed the carpet. I can’t see this. Not because she’s not a snotty bitch, By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:17 am
Bad Style MET Jessicas: Alba & Biel Same career, same prospects, pretty much the same dress. Sure they might be different shades, and there’s a neckline variety here and there but really, between the cut and the material, and who they are, there’s nothing that distinguishes the Jessicas Alba and Biel. It’s literally a By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:38 am
Gorgessity MET Jumpy Claps: Sienna & Jude I’m the loser who jumpy clapped when the photos started uploading. Of Sienna Miller arriving with Jude Law arm in arm at the Met Gala 5 years after calling off their nuptials post NannyGate. They’ve been dodging it for months. Even though it was established, even though there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 08:10 am
Style MET Best Hair: SJP She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:36 am
Posing MET Pain: Renee Zellweger Does that hurt? Because it looks like it hurts. To be her. It looks like it hurts a lot to be Renee Zellweger. Some stars, you see them, you feel comfortable, at ease, very relaxed. Other stars, like Renee, as soon as the photo comes up you cringe, there’s By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:21 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Gorgessity MET Marion You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:36 am
Bad Style MET Dark Spirits: Maggie Gyllenhaal Points for trying something different. And only Maggie G could have pulled it off. But no points for scaring me. Maybe if it was a different colour. But the way it is now, with her face so severe, and the fabric like storm clouds gathered around her legs, like there By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:22 am
Bad Style MET Cinderellas: Jennifer Lopez & Anne Hathaway Am surprised Anne Hathaway was able to leave the event unscathed, without a knife wound in her side, a gift from Jennifer Lopez for essentially wearing the same dress. It was the same dress. Different designers but it was the same dress. Cinderella dress. Princess dress. Cotillion dress. The same By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:53 am
Gorgessity MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:38 am
Bad Style MET White-Off: Kiki vs Swifty Kiki. I’m with Kiki. You? Kirsten Dunst is wearing Rodarte for Gap. Compared to Emma Watson, as far as a one shoulder goes, Kiki’s is so much more interesting, especially the back. Quirky but still elegant, with personality, and totally suited to the night particularly paired with those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:20 am
Style MET Let Down: Emma Watson You’re shouting at me, I am wincing, and I am sorry. Because as you know, I love her so much. Sometimes in a way that might be considered off side. Like... I feel like she’s ours a little. The way we watched her grow, how proud we are By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:58 am
Bad Style MET Ventriloquist: Christina Hendricks It’s that f-cking thing on her shoulder that’s the same colour as her hair so when I first starting going through the images and pulled this up I recoiled in horror because I actually thought Phoebe Price tried to crash the event with a ventriloquist dummy. It is By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:37 am
Bad Style MET Lavender Ass: Rosario Dawson & Carey Mulligan Pink, lavender, whatever... it’s ... objectionable. Like really, really insulting. I mean, that colour, it should be outlawed, with few exceptions, for people over 6, 7 max. And those weird tit cups. And that black bow. And that goddamn feather ruffle skirt. Anna please put a ban on this sh-t. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:27 am
