Style MET Pants: Tina Fey Duana emailed while the photos were being loaded last night and told me to get online so we could argue about the dress porn. But the game was on. And I couldn’t disturb the energy. So we emailed instead. But we only ended up discussing Tina Fey. Duana thought By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:07 am
Bad Style MET Powder Bluebell Sh-t: Vera Farmiga Her dress at the Oscars was rather unpopular. And now this at the Costume Institute Gala. So ... is it official? To declare that Vera Farmiga has bad taste? Because... Like... Even if you don’t mind the colour (to me it’s offensive), and even if you can forgive those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:55 am
Style MET Doppelganger: Elizabeth Banks Some might say the tights are overkill. From the side she actually looks like she’s carrying an animal rug or a portable resting mat. Love it or hate it though, this is not Elizabeth Banks’s biggest problem. Did you open the photos and think for a second that By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:39 am
Gossip Girl MET Sit DOWN: Jessica Szohr Someone actually posed harder than Renee Zellweger last night, especially when you consider who she actually is. Annoying, barely relevant Vanessa on Gossip Girl showed up at the Met Gala with a lot of Try on her face and a wannabe Jennifer Lopez expression leaving us with two questions: Who? By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:27 am
Style MET MIA Wait before you hate. Because it’s M.I.A. What else did you expect her to wear? And, really, WHO else did you expect her to wear. M.I.A. and Alexander Wang make sense. M.I.A. in something elegant and classic and pretty makes no f-cking sense. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:14 am
Bad Style MET garden dress and her beautiful boyfriend Or is it fiancé now? All these engagements and bit players, who can keep track? Rachel Bilson also wore LV. I like it ok... but do I like it for night? Do you like it for night? Did you like it for last night? I liked him better last night. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 03:02 am
Bad Style MET Midnight Blue: Oprah > Abbie The Mighty looked great. She was the host, of course, and she chose Oscar de la Renta, and for her, he was perfect. A dress that apparently took 4 people over 250 hours to finish, and it really did fit her beautifully, so flattering, and the construction is magnificent and By Lainey • May 04, 2010 02:46 am
Style The Costume Institute Gala 2010 We will fight. We will be fighting a LOT. Duana and I fought a little over email yesterday about Tina Fey. More on this later. Fashion, obviously, is subjective. We will not agree on everything. We probably won’t agree on much. But remember when you’re yelling at me By Lainey • May 04, 2010 02:30 am
Style At Balthazar without Balthazar How long has it been? Almost a year? Since Sienna Miller finally quit Balthazar Getty? There was a DJ on a boat after that. Maybe a random hook up or two, it’s so hard to keep track when it comes to Sienna but no matter now because she’s By Lainey • May 03, 2010 10:52 am
Break Ups Perfect gets Ugly fast Once one of the most beautiful couples, maybe THE most beautiful couple ever and now they’re done and this sh-t is getting dramatic. News broke Friday that Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry broke up some time ago and have stayed civil for their daughter Nahla’s sake even though By Lainey • May 03, 2010 09:46 am
Girly Throw Downs Happy Shelfy’s boots Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second By Lainey • May 03, 2010 08:16 am
Girly Throw Downs Yellow Porny vs the ex My Porny Simpson attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend. I supposed it’s not the worst thing she’s ever put on. But still...with the light bouncing off all that yellow sateen, it’s like a f-cking boob eclipse. And she doesn’t exactly look young and By Lainey • May 03, 2010 07:41 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy & the other woman Gwyneth Paltrow was raised to keep up appearances. In her circle, among her people, you never let your face down. But lately, maybe because of all the organic meditation and barley she’s been eating, lately she’s been more inclined to show her sh-t. Especially on GOOP where she’ By Lainey • May 03, 2010 05:56 am
Girly Throw Downs Triangles and breasts As I noted earlier, the Costume Institute Gala is tonight in New York. Met Gala drama? Oh there’s a lot of potential. This is Kate Hudson partying with her slightly larger chest on the weekend with girlfriends in NY. This is Cameron Diaz spotted leaving Alex Rodriguez’s apartment By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:42 am
Dumbass Do you know what you’re wearing... You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. By Lainey • May 03, 2010 04:16 am
Keith Urban Third Lip plays golf My golf itch hasn’t kicked in yet. Probably because it’s still very wet in Vancouver and I refuse to play with sh-t all over my ball. But golf is definitely something we’ve been doing together, Jacek and I for years. All summer, sometimes 3 times a week, By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:47 am
