Ian Somerhalder Lost blackberrys This is for Sim who wrote to me this morning to tell the story of her stolen Blackberry last night, had it lifted by a skeeze in the ladies’ room. You were smart not to smack it in the face, even though, understandably, you were tempted to when she lied By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 05:53 am
Gorgessity Rachel & Tom Rachel Bilson and Tom Sturridge last night in New York at the Gen Art Film Festival screening of their Waiting For Forever which was shot forever ago and hasn’t, last I heard, found distribution. Which is a shame. Because it’s supposed to be adorable. And while Bilson, for By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 05:27 am
Smutty Surgery Who looks a bit tight? Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 05:01 am
Girlcrushes Gwyneth steaming cod She covers UK Vogue and now US Harper’s Bazaar as promotion builds for Iron Man 2, due for release on May 7th. Regular folk hate my G, but the fashion people, they love her. It’s a safe, not very provocative article, which is no surprise. And if the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 04:40 am
Girlcrushes Cate back to movies Cate Blanchett has had a lighter film schedule the last year or so, focusing on her duties as co-director of the Sydney Theatre Company with her husband and travelling as Blanche DuBois with A Streetcar Named Desire for productions in Washington and New York, unless you count the “behind the By Lainey • Apr 09, 2010 03:47 am
Dumbass Vajazzling works quickly Size 2 Love broke up with Jamie Kennedy like 5 minutes ago. Already her bedazzled vagina has hooked up another companion. His name is John Asher. He is the ex husband of Jenny McCarthy, the father of her son Evan. Supposedly John couldn’t handle Evan’s autism. Jenny doesn’ By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 01:02 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth, Moses, and Grandma In New York. Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow with her mom Blythe Danner and her son Moses out for a walk today. As you can see, Moses is a Star wars fan. Very cute. Gwyneth is in NY and will be co-chairing some kind of community event with a few other By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 10:34 am
Parent Pimps The French love Tom Cruise Jr Taylor Lautner is in Paris today for some kind of autograph session. As you can see, they queued for hours for a glimpse at Tom Cruise Jr. It must have been this awesome poster. I mean... if that doesn’t say “I’m a cool man jack!” then my ma By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 10:01 am
Harry Potter Geeking out over the twins I am. Every day my sadistic friend Laura has been torturing me with her emails. Laura is in Toronto. Which is in Ontario. Where the Ontario Science Centre is. And opening tomorrow, at the Ontario Science Centre, is the Harry Potter Exhibition. Chris Fisher, another producer at etalk, went to By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 08:56 am
Faux Gossip From one extreme to the other As noted earlier this week, that Grazia report about George Clooney giving up the Italian Queen was totally full of sh-t. She made him issue an immediate denial and then she showed up on set in Hawaii to hold his hand. Am I the only one who is amused that By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 07:01 am
Smutty Surgery She says her face is her own Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 06:25 am
Glee Glee Oprah Vogue I was at an event a while ago talking to an “Oh I Know” girl, you know that girl? She knows everything. Everything is an Oh I Know. This is the best place to buy cheese – Oh I Know. I love this song – Oh I Know. I can’t find By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 05:42 am
Sarah Jessica Parker Carrie vs Jakey Sarah Jessica Parker has been awfully visible lately. Maybe because of the weather. It’s warm and sunny in New York and she’s walking her kid to school with a twin attached to her chest as the paps pap away. Last night SJP turned up to support Bravo’s By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 04:37 am
Break Ups She says she didn’t cheat... But no one believes her. When I saw them together last month at the Chateau Marmont, he did seem really into her. They make a disgustingly attractive couple. And although they keep f-cking around with her makeup and her hair and her clothes on Gossip Girl, Jessica is GORGEOUS. But By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 03:51 am
Bad Style Sam & The Fringe go to Japan Sam Worthington was in Tokyo today at the premiere of Clash of the Titans. He brought along his girlfriend and “stylist” Natalie Mark. I call her The Fringe. Obviously. On this auspicious occasion The Fringe used her “stylist” sensibilities to dress herself in a short dress and tights, similar to By Lainey • Apr 08, 2010 03:26 am
Maple Leaf Little Bieber’s big cover I’m not sure anyone over the age of 16 can identify a Justin Bieber song. I live in Canada, and he’s Canadian, and we are saturated with Bieber, and even I can’t tell you what it sounds like. But these days, nothing matters unless it matters to By Lainey • Apr 07, 2010 11:00 am
