Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Cheese Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 07:32 am
Cheating Loins When Pippy’s in Vegas... Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 05:20 am
Douchebags Little Bitch has to beg Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:48 am
Jessica Simpson As predicted... Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. If only By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:17 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s best hair Her mullet has grown out into a layered, shaggy mop. LOVE it. Especially the first step at the front, like a grown out fringe. She looks amazing, head to toe amazing gorgessity. The makeup is great, the dress is pure sex, am fangirling for her legs, though I would have By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 03:05 am
Exclusives Post-Oscar Anna’s sweet second home Anna Kendrick arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to work on I’m With Cancer, or whatever it’s now being called or not called, with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt who replaced James McAvoy. As you know, Anna made her first appearance at the Oscars on Sunday as a Best By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:59 am
Photo Assumption You’re better when she’s not around Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:51 am
Renee Zellweger Changing it up! Sort of. Bradley Cooper was picked up by a limo today. You can see the black Prius in the driveway – Renee was driving it around earlier on a shopping trip. Wonder what she bought from Barneys. As you can see, Renee is still, always, in her workout gear, but this By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 11:55 am
Girlcrushes Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing taping for By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 09:10 am
Quiveration Re-loving Adrien Brody A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. They actually followed up that photo shoot with another one in which Elsa, in full hair By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 08:18 am
Gorgessity Please, please more casual Porny Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 07:16 am
Jude Law Jude follows Zach with Sienna After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think he’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 06:16 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Sean Penn: jealous little bitch No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:29 am
