Sports Porny’s KFed Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 11:31 am
Harry Potter In a year from now... Harry Potter will be over. Like over over. When the books were over there was always the movies. But by next July, after the theatrical release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, then what? Well, then they move on. They’re moving on already. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 09:15 am
BFFs Is it ironic? There must be some irony here, right? Where: Sardinia, Italy When: August 8th Who: Leonardo DiCaprio, Bar Rafaeli, Naomi Campbell, Vladimir Doronin What: Birthday party for Fawaz Gruosi, founder of de Grisogono jewellery, specialising in black diamonds So Leo makes a movie call Blood Diamond. Naomi claims at the Hague By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 08:11 am
Renee Zellweger Renee & Coop double date With Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda on Saturday at Nobu in Malibu. They all piled into the car afterwards, Bradley behind the wheel and everyone else looking like they’d enjoyed some sake which is what I enjoyed a little too much last time I was at Nobu in By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 06:27 am
Naomi Campbell If only Frank were still around... Because there’s a price on Mia Farrow’s delicate head now that she straight up told the world that Naomi Campbell is a liar. Last week Naomi was summoned at “terrible inconvenience” to testify at the war crimes trial of former Liberian president Charles Taylor. Campbell claimed that he By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 05:51 am
Kate Hudson Manslinger + Matt Bellamy inseparable She’s been following them on tour, was recently spotted in the crowd in Japan for the Muse show at the Fuji Rock festival, and the two were apparently seen making out backstage - another summer, and for Kate Hudson she’s groupie to another boy. This is her way. Now By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 05:05 am
Quiveration Ryan Gosling’s weekend There was a W Magazine photo shoot with Michelle Williams that took place in Leslieville presumably for their film Blue Valentine. Williams is shooting a movie in town so he, and they, came to her. Jesus, his hair. And in that leather jacket. And the way he’s filling out By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 04:32 am
Maple Leaf TCA Man Canada SO cute. Joshua Jackson and the best tie of the night like an elder statesman at an awards show he dominated 10 years ago as Pacey Witter – gorgeous, non? He would say Diane picked it out. They’ve enjoyed a lovely summer together, from Vancouver to LA and back again, By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:45 am
Smutty Surgery Teens love Pretend Face You keep asking whether or not Megan Fox will have a career now that she’s been dumped from Transformers. Well... if the teens are deciding, and the teens decide an awful lot these days, it looks like she doesn’t have to worry yet. Megan was voted Choice Hottie By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:22 am
Bad Style Twilight Tit-fat From one Try Girl to another... Twilight’s hardest Try Girl is undoubtedly Ashley Greene. Why do the Substitutes on a team always pose harder than the Starters? Lea Michele, at least, is the headlining, uber-talented lead on a hit show. Greene is a tertiary, utterly replaceable actor in By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 03:08 am
Style Little body, big shoes, pose hard Totally down with Lea Michele’s dress. And she’s totally down with her own dress. Because she’s giving herself an aneurysm posing in it. Wonder if they have to ask her to leave the step and repeat, like if some poor wrangler gets assigned the task of ahem- By Lainey • Aug 09, 2010 02:53 am
Book Review Megan Fox, The Hunger Games, and where to eat Last Wednesday, the night I ate those bad clams and almost lost the will to live, I was out for dinner with someone who lives in LA who was telling a story about eating at the Cheesecake Factory and I was like –there’s food at the Cheesecake Factory? And By Lainey • Aug 08, 2010 11:22 am
Book Review On Furious Love Celebrity book excerpts are often the best parts of the book so that when you actually sit down to read the book, you find that you’ve already read the only parts worth reading. I worried that this would be the case with Furious Love: Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, and By Lainey • Aug 08, 2010 11:15 am
Book Review They could be in West Egg Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson were on the set of Water for Elephants yesterday and appeared to be shooting a fancy party scene which could be a fancy party scene from The Great Gatsby, and not only because of the era. Reese has long been spoken of as a possible By Lainey • Aug 08, 2010 11:09 am
Book Review Saoirse in green and as Katniss? Acclaimed young actress Saoirse Ronan attended the Irish premiere of Shrek yesterday in a pair of steezy pink chucks with a blazer, topped off with light green Ray-Bans which obviously I love because I have them too. (Photo attached from Barbados) Saoirse, now 16, is always at the top By Lainey • Aug 08, 2010 11:03 am
Book Review Mads & Lisbeth This is for you, you know who you are, and you keep asking me about Mads Mikkelsen and why he doesn’t get enough love so here he is, last night at the gala for La princesse de Montpensier with Barthelemy Grossmann, and none other than Noomi Rapace. Who? She By Lainey • Aug 08, 2010 10:53 am
