Movie Reviews and Previews This Angie... Is the Angelina that made her Angelina. This Angelina is the one I prefer. Could do without the mothering and the world saving. She’s a movie star. I want to see her in movies, starring as a vengeful bitch who outwits the assholes, and leaves a body count. There By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 10:02 am
Douchebags Sit DOWN Nicholas Sparks He’s being profiled right now because he wrote The Last Song for Miley Cyrus. And he granted an interview to USA Today during which he pretty much sucked his own dick. For real. Nicholas Sparks, the author of such cerebral fare as The Notebook and A Walk to Remember By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 08:48 am
Amazingness Potter... or Spittle? Am currently obsessed, obviously, with somehow getting my Chinese ass to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando when it opens in June. This however is not a travel priority for everyone. In fact, for fans of Gerard Butler, riding The Forbidden Journey, going wand shopping, and drinking By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 07:45 am
Bad Style Sam Worthington’s fringe It’s like she’s a member of a British girl band. Natalie Mark, Sam Worthington’s girlfriend, has that look about her. Like one of the Sugagirls or Pops Aloud or All Pops or something. I read somewhere that she’s a “stylist”. Sure. Sam and Natalie were at By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 06:53 am
Dumbass Just cuz he’s good doesn’t mean it’s a good idea David Fincher is a good director. And if there had never been an attempt at making The Millennium Trilogy into a movie series he’d be the best candidate, sure, to take on the task. BUT THERE ALREADY IS A FILM VERSION OF THE MILLENNIUM TRILOGY. It is hugely successful By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:48 am
Parent Pimps Crank tweets and tabloids Lindsay Lohan showed up at Perez Hilton’s party the other night even though he regularly calls her a f-cking mess. Last night she was at the Star Magazine Young Stars event. A tabloid party? I mean... this is a new level of desperation. Especially since it’s been a By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 05:02 am
Jennifer Aniston The Renaissance of Jennifer Aniston "The last five years have been about spring cleaning for me. Now it's time for my rebirth. I love trying new things. I can't just be put in a box." So declared Jennifer Aniston in the new issue of UK Harper’s Bazaar. It By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 04:10 am
Girly Throw Downs GOOPy and Madge did not break up Remember about a month ago, the GOOP newsletter was dedicated to friendship breakups – click here for a refresher – and people were like, it has to be Madonna, it has to be Madonna, and I, because Gwyneth Paltrow is my best friend, was like, no it can’t be Madonna, G By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:58 am
BFFs Ants on pants Madonna went out last night with Jesus Luz and a few friends in London – more on this later – with what looks like an ant pattern all over her pants. At least this is how the photo agencies are describing it. Whatever. They’re ugly. And they’re really... OLD. Like, By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 03:26 am
The Heart Truth Fashion Show 2010 Joannie Rochette walked down the runway and it was a standing ovation, and she held her sh-t together while everyone else was blubbering in the seats. That girl is steel. I love her. Heart disease and stroke is the leading cause of death for Canadian women. The LEADING CAUSE. And By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 02:58 am
Intro for Apr 01, 2010 Dear Gossips, I can always count on Douglas, a longtime reader, who is as allergic to Rossum as I am, to answer Would You Rather in the most delightful way. Click here for the latest installment: WYR Rossum or Montag? Wrote Douglas: I would rather cut off my shoulder and By Lainey • Apr 01, 2010 02:36 am
Gabby Sidibe Gabby SNL E!'s Marc Malkin is reporting that Gabourey Sidibe will be hosting Saturday Night Live before the end of the season. Love this choice. And not because Gabby's so great. It's also because Gabby is fresh. Gabby doesn't necessarily have to be " By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 11:27 am
Break Ups Post break-up Abbie Abbie Cornish is shooting The Dark Fields in New York. They filmed an action scene today at Wollman Rink. Jacek and I were there in December. It’s a lovely stop in the winter. As you know, Abbie is done with Ryan Phillippe. Rumour has it, he kept cheating on By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 10:01 am
Would You Rather Photo Assumption: Braff & the Rossum Zach Braff and Emmy Rossum both attended the Green event last night in New York. Want to Photo Assumption Braff’s face as he’s sitting beside her? I don’t want to be your friend, stop begging me. But f-ck is she desperate. It’s an environmental debate. Look By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 07:09 am
Style Maggie is long Maggie Gyllenhaal was at The Darker Side of Green Climate Change Debate in New York yesterday. Am all over this blouse. Love it. And she looks LONG. Because she is long. I had to crank my head up at her at the Spirit Awards a few weeks ago in LA By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 06:06 am
Christian Bale Christian and the Peas A rare sighting of Christian Bale last night with his daughter and wife Sibi leaving the Black Eyed Peas concert in LA. Bale is currently enjoying some free time, having recently wrapped on The Fighter. He is confirmed for Batman 3, the final installment of Christopher Nolan’s interpretation but By Lainey • Mar 31, 2010 05:48 am
