Style Gwyneth flies, Gwyneth sings My Gwyneth is on the move again. Was photographed at London Heathrow catching a flight. Yeah. I want that coat too. Am still thinking about the Elizabeth & James jacket I walked away from the other day. Heading to Vegas next week. If it was meant to be, I will By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:06 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
Style Granny skipped this year For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 09:44 am
Media Manipulation What are you trying to say? She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip No Renner for Porny and a new song There was a story floating around last week originated by People.com that Jeremy Renner was trying to ride up on Jessica Simpson last week at some party. Renner is now denying the report through People’s competition Us Weekly insisting that it never happened. Jessica meanwhile showed up at By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:12 am
Hook Ups Madge & Spittle??? According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. I am By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:51 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth and another lead singer Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:38 am
Dumbass Crank litigation When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:08 am
Hook Ups McJakey & the Mighty Opes! It’s the new campaign: make McJakey happen! And it sounds like you’re all over it too. Well...most of you. The McGoslings can’t move on. And they hit me hard with hate yesterday. Here’s a sample from Linda in Calgary: Stop pushing that stupid idiot Jake By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 02:49 am
Quiveration RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2 Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 02:42 am
Bad Style Oscar Overtry: Lea Michele Post By Duana IMDB says Lea Michele's birthday is August 29, 1986. I have a friend who shares this exact birthday, and based on hangouts with her, that means getting settled into 23, not leaving anytime soon. 24 is awhile away. When you're 23-not-24, the point By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 08:21 am
B-tchFace Worst in Show: George & the Italian Queen Let’s start with Ely. Elisabetta Canalis made it to the Super Bowl. She’s been workin’ it for months. Months. So you’d think, you’d think she’d bring it home hard, non? Um. Non. Totally predictable that she wore red. She didn’t bother washing her hair. By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 07:30 am
Girlcrushes Best in Show: Sandra Bullock Post By Duana There are three reasons that guys I know love Sandra Bullock. 1) If you ran your hands through her hair she wouldn't scream "Don't, I just did it!" 2) Get the impression she's not going to be an uptight By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:42 am
Bad Style Oscar Good Dress, Bad Dress: Maggie & Charlize A lot of people call Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly because she doesn’t look like Reese Witherspoon. Having met Maggie at the Spirit Awards on Friday, I can tell you her sex appeal is through the roof. It’s the way she holds herself. And the slight condescension when she speaks By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:33 am
Hook Ups Best Imaginary New Couple: Rachel & Jake Post By Duana & Lainey So tonight Lara says "Everything is right in the world when Rachel McAdams is around" which is so true. But the other half of it is that I just want everything to be OK for Rachel. She's a hometown girl, and By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:24 am
Style Oscar Side-Lean + Awkward: Taylor Lautner/KStew Oscar, he stands straight up. He stands straight up all over the carpet. So when someone’s workin’ a side lean, well, it’s even more obvious than usual. I guess if you have to side lean then, you better bring it hard and extra to the Academy Awards. And By Lainey • Mar 08, 2010 06:11 am
