Break Ups It is so Say it isn’t so? I wish I could. This was what many of you expressed yesterday when news broke of Jesse James’s infidelity reported first by In Touch Weekly after Michelle “Bombshell” told her story to the magazine. When this happened to Josh Duhamel and Fergie, they put By Lainey • Mar 18, 2010 03:03 am
Quiveration Starting early Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 10:33 am
Robert Pattinson These pants are much better... Than the ones that gave him a big ass – this is Robert Pattinson in London tonight at the UK premiere of Remember Me quivering his home fans with co-star Emilie de Ravin and her amazing legs. Those legs could rival Jennifer Aniston’s. I keep seeing her as f-cked up By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 09:47 am
Miley Cyrus I hate myself for writing this... But even Miley Cyrus gives a better f-cking interview than Amanda Seyfried. That hurt. So much. But in the interest of objectivity, Miley on paper, in this interview with Parade, when you can’t hear that voice, when you can’t see her gestures, Miley isn’t bad. She gives By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 08:09 am
Amazingness Coke Can Curlers Lady Gaga arrived in Sydney today with two Coke cans in her hair. This bitch’s travel style commitment puts Victoria Beckham’s to shame. What needed to have happened on that plane for this to be a reality? There’s a fine line between Art and Too Much Try. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 07:32 am
Quiveration Jon & Jude Daily Show major quiver last night, oh la. And I watched it right after Sawyer’s sideflash episode on Lost. Lady boner for hours. Jon Stewart is a sex symbol. Period. Like when he shrugs his shoulder with an uppercut like booyah? Love it SO MUCH. And when he has By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 05:45 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch reunites with That Old Man At the New York City Police Foundation Gala last night – Basic Instinct was reunited. Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas and, as you can see, one is holding up better than the other. Bet you he’s had more work done than she. Fair enough, he is older. But her face. By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 04:46 am
Cheating Loins Gets worse... Many of you are hesitant to believe the In Touch Weekly cover story this week about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock. I don’t blame you. Click here for a refresher. ITW isn’t exactly slamdunk for reliability. But the UK premiere of The Blind Side has just been By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:59 am
Break Ups Was Rebecca Hall the other woman? This is what the British tabloids are trying to insinuate. That Rebecca Hall was the reason Kate Winslet left Sam Mendes although they stop well short of suggesting that Hall and Mendes had an affair. In fact, all they say is that Sam has worked with Rebecca several times and By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:40 am
Style Afterparty > Carpet They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 03:07 am
Cheating Loins Best Actress Oscar Curse strikes Sandy B? No, please Shiloh, no. Let’s start with the good news. The good news is that the source is In Touch Weekly. So, yeah, you know. The bad news is that some broad is telling them that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is a cheater. Her name is Michelle By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 02:38 am
Maple Leaf This boy is cute Isn’t he? Look at that skin. And his sheepish little expression. Cory Monteith is a full blown adult playing high school and that got tired real quick with Taylor Kitsch and Scott Porter (hello Friday Night Lights!) but on Cory, I’m buying and this is not a negative. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 12:20 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Miss Z’s cuteye and the Chosen One’s layers I want to be her kid and go to work in Italy. Miss Zahara looks like she’s so over the working though. Check out her sucking thumb cut eye combination. It’s a thing of beauty. Sophia Loren would approve. Angelina Jolie as you know is shooting The Tourist By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 11:48 am
Baby and Bump Obsession No (more) baby mother drama? A few weeks ago there were reports online suggesting that Gael Garcia Bernal found out that his baby mother Dolores Fonzi had been getting it on the side and that maybe the kid, a son called Lazaro, wasn’t his so he was demanding a DNA test to determine paternity. By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 09:18 am
Shia LaBeouf Shia for the 5? What is it about Shia LaBeouf I love so much? He’s been a dumbass behind the wheel, and those curious oedipal remarks, and he’s obviously an emotional brat, and still there’s something. Shia is an intense, compelling actor, even when she’s acting in sh-t. He’s By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 07:36 am
Cameron Diaz Pipsqueak’s obsession It’s acting. He thinks he’s conquered music, he no longer has anything to prove in music, and now, by divine right, he needs to give the world his next gift which, naturally, is his Actor. Yes, Pip keeps insisting that his Actor gives us pleasure. That we want By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:57 am
