Media Manipulation Creating Sam Worthington Now here’s a PR strategy, a well executed sales pitch. Sam Worthington’s people, no doubt, will tell you there’s no manipulation involved here because it’s not necessary, because their client is that genuine, that authentic, that REAL, even in UNreal Hollywood. Sure. Whatever the reason it’ By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 05:29 am
Bad Style Go home and regroup And tell your main ‘mo to grow some style. I’ve no doubt Ken Paves means well but his execution is for sh-t. Did you see Porny on The View yesterday? I couldn’t bear to look, I could only manage two minutes with the sound off. Some people can By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 04:07 am
Dumbass Amanda Seyfried: more asstalk than Megan Fox Never EVER, not in a million years, especially not when I interviewed them both on the carpet at TIFF for Jennifer’s Body, did I ever think Seyfried would be asstalkier than Megan Fox. At the time, what I did think was that Seyfried needed new representation. Click here for By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:45 am
Thinnification Skinny Spittle! Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:27 am
Intro for Mar 16, 2010 Dear Gossips, I wasn’t able to fully focus on the Rielle Hunter GQ article until late in the day yesterday. Turns out that’s a good thing. Because I’m obsessed. It’s delicious. And smutty, and mortifying, and uncomfortable, SO fontrum, and these people are F-CKED. All of By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:05 am
Johnny Depp Johnny in his jammies! Are you a pyjama person? I am a pyjama person. Like proper pyjamas. Not random yoga pants and a t-shirt pyjamas. No, my sh-t is matching. There are bottoms that go specifically with a top and I have a 6 pairs in rotation, and most of them, but for 1, By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 10:16 am
Twilight Monday morning scowly face I prefer it to constipation face – check out Robert Pattinson in costume in England today shooting Bel Ami. More of this please and less of the moony, tortured love sickness face we’re forced to endure through Twilight and all its sequels. At least with a scowl it looks like By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 09:55 am
Bad Style Let it go Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 08:45 am
Break Ups Best Actress Oscar curse strikes again Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt broke up. Halle Berry and Eric Benet same. Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe. Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. Now Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes. Coincidence or a curse? The Best Actresses and their relationship woes. Just announced today – Winslet and Mendes are over. They say By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 07:32 am
Jessica Simpson Tell Porny it’s not her length Jessica Simpson’s show The Price of Beauty premieres tonight. She’s making the morning show rounds for a last promotional push. This red dress, it’s better than last week’s Letterman dress. The sleeves help. And it’s a better neckline. But that f-cking length. When it cuts By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 06:06 am
Jennifer Aniston Career highs for some, career lows for others It depends who it is. Heidi Montag butchered her face and body. Her reward? Montag excitedly tweeted about it the other day. She’s landed a cameo in a movie. And not just any movie. It’s a JENNIFER ANISTON MOVIE. Title: Just Go With It. With Adam Sandler and By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 05:03 am
Dumbass They won’t miss Izzie News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:35 am
George Clooney Happier without her? A week after the Oscars and George Clooney is in Hawaii shooting a new movie called The Descendents working with Alexander Payne. You know him from Sideways. It’s a small-ish film. Not unlike Sideways and Little Miss Sunshine. George plays a rich man who reassesses his life and priorities By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:30 am
Maple Leaf Michael Buble Background: I have been very, VERY critical of Michael Buble especially while he was dating Emily Blunt who is, as many of you know, in my estimation, as close to perfect as it gets in Hollywood... with the exception of Marion Cotillard. But this is another discussion. There were allegations By Lainey • Mar 15, 2010 04:24 am
Miley Cyrus No, he needs something else We’ve all been watching Miley Cyrus fall hard. Oh, she’s got it bad. And if you’ve been there you know. Miley is headed towards that female rite of passage – getting your heart slammed. I have a friend who has a theory: it’s how a girl recovers By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 09:42 am
Maple Leaf Young Artists for Haiti Exactly 2 months ago, on January 12th, 2010, an earthquake devastated the Haitian landscape… but not the Haitian spirit. K’Naan’s Wavin’ Flag is the anthem for Young Artists for Haiti, recorded by some of the biggest names in Canadian music in support of earthquake relief efforts. All proceeds By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 08:25 am
