Cheating Loins Ex Mr. Popular We ran into Ryan Phillippe a couple of times during Oscar week. It’s like he’s like a faded high school quarterback. It’s never easy. To be so popular...and then not popular anymore and to keep loving the popular girl only to watch her popularity eclipse his. By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 06:00 am
Smutty Surgery This Hot Bitch... Is really one of the hottest bitches ever. Here’s Sharon Stone on the set of Law & Order SVU. Sure, despite her denials, there’s been some work. But the work is good. The work is not Madonna. Sharon has crows’ feet and lines on her face. Sharon’s By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 04:33 am
Bad Style Speaking of uncool... I mean... These jeans... And the problem is exacerbated by the fact that his friends can wear their skinny jeans. Which only serves to highlight, obviously, his inability to wear skinny jeans. Joe Jonas cannot wear skinny jeans. And he really shouldn’t wear skinny jeans with high tops. But By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:38 am
Parent Pimps Side-Lean is a Pose-Hard Taylor Lautner showed up to the premiere of The Runaways last night to support Kristen Stewart. The side-lean, while still present, was not as out of control the way it was at the Oscars. That sh-t was crazy at the Oscars, non? But even though he seems to have reined By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 03:06 am
Maple Leaf JGL & Seth Rogen Here he is – Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Vancouver yesterday with Seth Rogen on the set of the cancer movie that was previously titled I’m With Cancer but now seems to have no name. As you now know, JGL stepped in to replace James McAvoy in the lead role about a By Lainey • Mar 12, 2010 01:51 am
Bad Style GOOPy, are you poor? I worry a lot about Jessica Simpson. All the time. And sometimes I worry for Carey Mulligan. I worry that she’ll get swept away. But I have never worried for Gwyneth. Girls like Gwyneth, connected like Gwyneth, raised like Gwyneth, they always end up ok. I thought. But there By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 11:31 am
Media Manipulation Can you see her hoo-hoo? The Bounty Hunter must be really sh-t. Because Jennifer Aniston is pulling out all the tricks. One trick in particular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her in a shorter dress. This is not a bend over dress. This isn’t even a take wide steps dress. Yeah, By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 08:14 am
Cheese Yay for constipation face and bad wigs! Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 07:32 am
Cheating Loins When Pippy’s in Vegas... Shelfy just has to eat it. Yesterday Jessica Biel who is these days more shrink ass than she is shelf ass was in New York promoting Summit on the Summit: Kilimanjaro, the doc that was filmed during her climb up the mountain last month with the poor man’s Shia By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 05:20 am
Douchebags Little Bitch has to beg Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:48 am
Jessica Simpson As predicted... Porny was so cute and casual and pretty yesterday at the airport. Click here for a refresher. However, as I noted at the end of that article: “But watch, tomorrow on the talk shows she’ll be back to what they make her: too old and too tacky. If only By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 04:17 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s best hair Her mullet has grown out into a layered, shaggy mop. LOVE it. Especially the first step at the front, like a grown out fringe. She looks amazing, head to toe amazing gorgessity. The makeup is great, the dress is pure sex, am fangirling for her legs, though I would have By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 03:05 am
Exclusives Post-Oscar Anna’s sweet second home Anna Kendrick arrived back in Vancouver yesterday to work on I’m With Cancer, or whatever it’s now being called or not called, with Seth Rogen and Joseph Gordon-Levitt who replaced James McAvoy. As you know, Anna made her first appearance at the Oscars on Sunday as a Best By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:59 am
Photo Assumption You’re better when she’s not around Hot. He’s HOT when that scraggly non-eater isn’t lurking around him waiting for some love crumbs. Here’s Alexander Skarsgard at Joan’s on Third for lunch with friends yesterday and no Kate Bosworth. He’s smiling, he’s laughing, he looks good. Actually, he looks really, really By Lainey • Mar 11, 2010 01:51 am
Renee Zellweger Changing it up! Sort of. Bradley Cooper was picked up by a limo today. You can see the black Prius in the driveway – Renee was driving it around earlier on a shopping trip. Wonder what she bought from Barneys. As you can see, Renee is still, always, in her workout gear, but this By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 11:55 am
Girlcrushes Tina Fey: Bunny Hop & Date Night Last was the annual Bunny Hop at FAO Schwartz in support of the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Centre. Tina Fey brought her daughter Alice. As you saw, Tina was just in LA for the Oscars co-presenting with RDJ. In addition to writing and producing and acting on 30 Rock, nearing taping for By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 09:10 am
