Quiveration Re-loving Adrien Brody A quick recap about why I stopped. It was all good until this came out. Click here and it’ll become clear. He fell in love with Elsa Pataky and turned into a cheesedick. They actually followed up that photo shoot with another one in which Elsa, in full hair By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 08:18 am
Gorgessity Please, please more casual Porny Look at my Porny! From LA to NYC last night, dressed casually, not styled by the Paves, hair loose and almost natural, you see how pretty she is? And fresh? They make her up and trot her out and she’s easily in her mid 30s when in fact there’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 07:16 am
Jude Law Jude follows Zach with Sienna After Zach Galifianakis’s brilliant hosting performance on Saturday Night Live, Jude Law must have let out a bloodcurdling “f-ck me”. Because how to follow that? Will Ferrell would have had a hard time following that. Then again, no one has those expectations of Jude Law. I actually think he’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 06:16 am
Girlcrushes French Forehead Tittaes LOVE HER SO MUCH. My Marion’s Funny or Die video – a cheeky acknowledgment of her superior French gorgessity and a man’s obsession with breasts. She also looks ridiculously beautiful in this shoot. The most amazing skin, great eye makeup, sleek and chic and sophisticated, and if Jacek ever By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Babies and green hats Duana says this about me all the time. When there’s a baby around, she’s instantly charmed. She notices babies. She loves babies. She thinks babies are funny and entertaining. She watches babies like it’s a tv show. But I never notice babies. Ever. And it’s not By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 04:11 am
Girly Throw Downs Sean Penn: jealous little bitch No idea at the time what the f-ck was coming out of Sean Penn’s mouth when he presented Best Actress at the Oscars on Sunday. The online community however has analysed the footage and determined he must have been referring to Robin Wright – his omission of her during his By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:29 am
Style Gwyneth flies, Gwyneth sings My Gwyneth is on the move again. Was photographed at London Heathrow catching a flight. Yeah. I want that coat too. Am still thinking about the Elizabeth & James jacket I walked away from the other day. Heading to Vegas next week. If it was meant to be, I will By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 03:06 am
Media Manipulation Jen and an urecognisable Gerry That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy. Jennifer Aniston and By Lainey • Mar 10, 2010 02:38 am
Style Granny skipped this year For the high expectations they had for Nine, it was kinda sad that Penelope Cruz had to go it at the Oscars virtually alone. With Javier, yes, but oftentimes nominees travel in packs and operate like teams. Pene had no teammates. She was the only one singled out. So this By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 09:44 am
Media Manipulation What are you trying to say? She’s a two time Oscar winner, and you already know my thoughts on that. And she won both awards playing androgynous characters. And she most recently played Amelia Earhart. And now all of a sudden she shows up at the Vanity Fair party pretty much forcing her tits down By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:36 am
Faux Gossip No Renner for Porny and a new song There was a story floating around last week originated by People.com that Jeremy Renner was trying to ride up on Jessica Simpson last week at some party. Renner is now denying the report through People’s competition Us Weekly insisting that it never happened. Jessica meanwhile showed up at By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 08:12 am
Hook Ups Madge & Spittle??? According to Hollywood Life, Spittle was Madonna’s target the other night at her annual Oscar afterparty co-hosted by her manager Guy Oseary and Demi Moore. According to Hollywood Life eyewitnesses, Madge and Spittle were all over each other, grinding up on the dance floor in plain view. I am By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:51 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth and another lead singer Here we go. Can’t wait to read how the British tabs will spin this. This is Gwyneth Paltrow surveying the construction around her house today in London. The dude with her is supposedly Gary Lightbody. He’s the front man for Snow Patrol, a band most famous for their By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:38 am
Dumbass Crank litigation When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 04:08 am
Hook Ups McJakey & the Mighty Opes! It’s the new campaign: make McJakey happen! And it sounds like you’re all over it too. Well...most of you. The McGoslings can’t move on. And they hit me hard with hate yesterday. Here’s a sample from Linda in Calgary: Stop pushing that stupid idiot Jake By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 02:49 am
Quiveration RDJ, Oscars, Iron Man 2 Yesterday’s RDJ Oscar post was mostly re: his presenting duties with Tina Fey. Forgot to mention how it was with Robert Downey Jr and his wife Susan on the carpet. They are ADORABLE. He’s totally all over her, he can’t stop touching her, and talking to her, By Lainey • Mar 09, 2010 02:42 am
