Bad Style Much better Alba and Demi’s napkins She wore a beautiful Proenza Schouler on Monday at the LA premiere of Valentine’s Day. Then she f-cked it up with her mom hair. Tonight in London however it was head to toe RIGHT. Me I’m partial to clothes that don’t match. This dress is playful and By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 08:41 am
Dumbass Chinese GOOPY Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 06:21 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Robert Pattinson by request Katie M sends me a lovely note several times a week for Robert Pattinson news. Today she promised it would be her last for the Olympic break. Katie is an example of a sane fan. I expect I’ll be hearing from a lot of insane fans today. Or if By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 04:43 am
Amazingness Happy Birthday Tom Jr! Taylor Lautner is 18. Tom Cruise Junior is legal which means you’re allowed now. And I know you’re out there. I hear from you all the time. But... Really? Are 18 year old boymen really fully formed? This 18 year old doesn’t seem like he knows yet. By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 03:10 am
Dumbass You are taunting Third Lip Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:37 am
Programming Note: Olympics During the Games, here at LaineyGossip it will be business as usual. I will continue to blog throughout the day, just earlier or later, on a different schedule. Starting tomorrow, I will be contributing every morning on CTV’s Olympic Morning broadcast from 3am to 9am. Then I will shoot By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 02:18 am
Douchebags Douchey is sorry. Always sorry John Mayer tweeted at New Year’s that he’d be taking some time to reflect, to cut off his Twitter musings, to try and tame his famewhore. That worked for about a week. Then he spoke to Rolling Stone and extolled the virtues of masturbation, revealing that he jerks By Lainey • Feb 11, 2010 01:54 am
Dumbass MiniVan Morning Porn Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 10:01 am
Style She should have been enough Not really sure why Kate Bosworth had to be at that Chanel event last night when Vanessa Paradis was there. She’s only, like, the coolest sh-t ever. And more chic and steeze than anything that Bosworth twat can snort. This is of course is why Johnny Depp couldn’t By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:43 am
Douchebags Porny Crack Best. Interview. EVER. Sure, he’s a vile pig. We’re at rehearsal right now for Olympic Morning, and I am laughing my ass off. Not because that mother-cker isn’t a sick bitch, but because it’s just another case of douche spew coming out of his mouth. Who By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:17 am
Bar Rafaeli Who let this guy in? Written by Jacek Hello Smuthounds. It’s been a while. Lainey’s stuck in a shoot so I thought I’d fill the gap. She’ll be back at it soon. I’ll stick to what I know as subject matter in the meantime. If you’ve made the rounds By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 06:51 am
Sit DOWN Why Is for Chanel Why is Kate Bosworth? It’s been a question that’s brewing, a long time coming. She works less than Jessica Biel. And it’s not just her skankwrecking on Chris Martin and Alexander Skarsgard. It’s not just her non-existent relationship with food. It’s not just the bulimic By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 04:31 am
Gorgessity The men and Julianne Julianne Moore was surrounded by the Men, the most beautiful Men, last night in Paris at the premiere of A Single Man. Lucky bitch. Here she is, flanked by Colin Firth and Tom Ford, her second film screening in as many days, having just promoted Chloe earlier this week. Not By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 03:36 am
Bad Style Tall Girl Body I am a short person. I also have stubby legs. The combination makes for some tricky wardrobe issues. So I know about short people dressing problems. Always wanting to be taller, I never thought about tall people dressing problems. Didn’t think they existed. But Katie Holmes keeps proving it By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:35 am
Bad Style Emily undecided About her dress. Not sure if I like it. Not sure if it likes itself. Seems like a very undecided dress. Do you want to be long or do you want to be short? Of course she’s not the first to wear a dress of indecision but lately they By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 02:18 am
Exclusives The Poster Girl arrives & the Opening Ceremony In 2008, Michael Phelps was the US Olympic Team poster boy. For 2010, the US Olympic Team has a poster girl. Her name is Lindsey Vonn. Last week I contributed to a profile piece on Lindsey Vonn as part of CTV’s Olympic coverage. She was on the cover of By Lainey • Feb 09, 2010 11:21 am
